[hears someone cough on a bus late at night] Oh no, am I going to die?
At a bus stop at 2:30 AM: Did I ever really have any dignity?
a woman is typing on a laptop next to a lamp with the souligner.com written on the bottom
ALT: a woman is typing on a laptop next to a lamp with the souligner.com written on the bottom
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I’m a huge fan of whom ever was running the bus who honked at me-but DID NOT STOP-for me at N NW and 14th as stop that is clearly marked for D50 @wmata
I can’t tell you how often I try to “Go to Artist” from a playlist in Apple Music, forgetting it doesn’t exist. I mean, who wouldn’t want that shortcut?
a woman with short white hair is standing in front of a ladder in a dark room .
ALT: a woman with short white hair is standing in front of a ladder in a dark room .
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Commercial: “Jud loved playing the harpiscord, but now he’s living with prostate cancer.” Me: “Geez, that got dark fast”
Having to ask for my coat, and then for my bag (and keys), feels just as embarrassing as repeatedly asking for the same jacket I’ve left at the same bar three to four times before I ultimately left it there (it wanted to live there, l’m Sure!)
@wmata.com needs to rethink when they hire consultants. After the redesign, they are still not operating as per their OWN website. D50 bypasses stops that they have on their own website. Who designed this crap?
***ugh, eyerolls*** [taps show complete album] #applemusic
Is it just me or isn’t it a little weird that we sell Goldfish crackers by the milk carton?
If Apple would make a setting where NO app/site would override or stop music being played (unless I elected to do so) then I would give them all my money. Seriously STFU
Wow, It’s oddly satisfying to watch a simple Excel fix I pointed out get completely ignored, leading to a math error that messes up every region but mine. Competence has its perks, I guess?
When Apple keeps ANY APP or ANY AD from stopping the music I’m listening to, I will give it sooo much of my money.
So liberating! I just divorced my left sock at a bus stop at 2:00a cause it kept slipping too far down. Idk about you but I had a great V Day! 😂
I binged the sh*t out of a show last night about a man escaping his reality to go to a new one. Wonder why I was so enthralled with it 🤔🤔
I never remember my dreams, but last night it was mundane yet unrealistic. I was at a water cooler, talking to a colleague I dislike, and I BROUGHT UP last night’s game from some sports playoff—I HATE watching sports, and work remotely…haha wonder what my unconscious mind is telling me? 🧐🤔
still kind of pissed that they paved paradise and put up a parking lot :///
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