Love how this makes it look like these dogs are in a band
Lauren Turner
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Proud aunt of a Taskmaster contestant. Allegedly training for the London marathon.
What. A. Night. Thank you Jarvis, thank you Pulp, thank you Glasgow
My train was just 59 mins and 50 seconds late - so I don’t get full money back!! Arghhhh
Rewatching Taskmaster and honestly, the Rosalind songs must just be the best task to date - hope she is having a very nice life
I keep thinking “oh I’ll message my dad”. Like right now, to tell him I’ve been swimming. And then realising I can’t
Someone said to me this week I am very young to lose a parent. I think in the midst of all this pain I have to recognise that no, it’s not normal, he was too young and should have had many years left. Just have to get through this day by day
Life is not 100% fun right now. Am finding reading cheery things helpful - grateful for any recs
Regret not buying this second-hand book when I had the chance yesterday
Just walked past a group of kids smoking actual cigarettes in the park. How incredibly retro
OK so my White Lotus theory is that the opening credit illustrations show the storyline for each character. And I’m sticking to it
Having the Wicked medley up first so I can then get to sleep was an inspired move #oscars
Had a missed call in the gym. Have taken a parcel for a neighbour so I called it back in case it was them: nothing. They then called me back saying “who are ya? You’ve called me three times and hung up”. What?!!
Haven’t been swimming outdoors for a good few months and have had every single illness going… almost like the two are linked
A lot of attention gets paid to the great writing and acting in THE WHITE LOTUS but I also want to emphasize how much the show works just because it looks and sounds great. The show is a consistent pleasure to look at and hear in a way most TV shows aren't.
I’m ill but I’m not sure I’m Love is Blind-watching level ill
Today’s Connections needs to take a long, hard look at itself
Dealing with being burgled last night while at gym. I don’t know where to start. They took so much. Glass everywhere. Police can’t find prints. Happy Valentine’s to me
For #SuperbOwlSunday a.gorgeous armed #owl, depicted on a Greek vessel, dating 5th century BC. Photo: Louvre, Paris
So on the new balance site, when you look for trainers for women it’s under “walking and hiking” but for men it’s “running”… um, why?!
Countryside scenes - sometimes getting out of London is the best
I’m actively looking forward to my next run after a canalside 90-min run/walk yesterday. Who AM I?!
Well, not sure any novel’s opening line I read this year is going to beat: “the flames take the vulva piñata immediately”
Well done Emilia Perez, finally finished it and straight into the top five of the worst films I’ve ever seen
And just as a reminder: Emilia Pérez is the most nominated and worst received movie of this years oscars bsky.app/profile/tort...
Tortoise@tortoisemedia.bsky.social · 2y agoChart of the week: Oscar nominated feature films 2025, by Letterboxd rating 🏆 ✍️ @chefboibex.bsky.social torto.se/4hz7fua
