Dave Itzkoff
@ditzkoff.bsky.social
https://static.macmillan.com/static/holt/robin/
Batman in The Dark Knight (2008): I have to use mass surveillance tools in order to save Gotham. I struggle with this, but will have to learn to live with my decision. Spider-Man in Brand New Day (2026): I'm scanning the faces of everyone in NYC and IDGAF 🤪😜
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
Sooooo excited and honored that YOU are our shepherd, Dave. I’ve no doubt it’s going to be what the fans have been waiting for and the definitive account of my papa’s amazing life & career.
Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff.bsky.social · 3w agoSome exciting personal news I can finally share.
Hey! If I wanted to see people not scoring I’d watch the World Cup
First day on the job and you want respect? Go right up to the most recognizable and respected guy in the newsroom and have him yell at you until you cry. Then it's time to send him a weepy email telling him how disappointed you were that he did all that. Shouldn't have any trouble after that.
Newer and bluer meanies have been sighted in the vicinity of this theatre. There’s only one way to go out: singing.
Huge congrats to my wife @amyjustman.bsky.social on finishing the Brooklyn Half Marathon! (It was several hours ago, not just now.)
The Bear finale should be a one-hour episode that’s 59 minutes of Carmine cooking something in his home kitchen. Sydney enters and says “Hey.” Fade to black.
why does this look like a screenshot from Grand Theft Auto
One Tim enters, another Tim exits. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
The directors of the firm hired to continue the crossword after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked. The crossword has been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
NYTimes Communications@nytimespr.bsky.social · 4mo agoSunday’s crossword puzzle in the print edition of The New York Times Magazine contains a grid that does not match the clues. The correct version of the puzzle can be found in the news section of Sunday’s print edition of The Times. The puzzle on our app is correct.
