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The_Z

@ninjamonkey.bsky.social

Comic artist/illustrator in KCMO area. 🧑‍🎨Commissions: inquire via DM 💵Support/Shop/Commish: https://ko-fi.com/TheDashZ , patreon.com/NinjaMonkey 🛒PoD Smerch: redbubble.com/people/NinjaMonkeyZ 🏠Home: www.ninja-monkey.com

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Lucy Knisley @lucyknisley.bsky.social · yesterday

I made a little template for use by cool small businesses! Enjoy!

Tuta @tuta.com · yesterday

If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:

The_Z @ninjamonkey.bsky.social · 2d ago

Family visited a rural Antique Mall over the weekend and I am obsessed with these chairs! They have such a bizarre late 90s/00s Edutainment vibe to them. Partner says they look like thumbprints. Kinda want to design a whole room around ‘em. #furnishings #interiordesign

Aisleen @aisleen-art.bsky.social · 2d ago

Lady of Chords

Onix, Vector's spouse @onixhope.myatproto.social · 2d ago

I played DQ11 today with the music off cuz I couldnt handle it, and I put Kendrick instead so it gave me the fucking funniest sync ever, I had to edit in what happened cuz the audio didnt capture

Davis Bickford @davis.social · 2d ago

Photo of a part of the sticker wall, near the gum wall in Seattle. A large glued poster of a cat holding a sign reads, “A.I. IS DẠTA
& CAN ONLY LOOK AT WHERE WE'VE BEEN.
CREATIVITY IS TRYING TO SEE WHERE WE CAN GO.”

Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 4d ago

IMPORTANT NEWS FOR TEXAS VOTERS.

Chad Loder@chadloder.dev · 4d ago

Texas has suspended over 1.2 million voter registrations. Many valid voters in Texas have found their voter registrations were somehow canceled when they checked. Check your registration here and fix it immediately - Texas doesn't always honor provisional ballots cast on election day.

The_Z @ninjamonkey.bsky.social · 5d ago

Seriously, guys. Ditch Meta in all its forms. It’ll hurt far more than government regulation. I come from a time before social media. We did just fine, I swear.

The Joy of Tech@joyoftech.bsky.social · 5d ago

Meta's Celebration www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...

A 4-panel Joy of Tech comic showing Meta, Instagram, Threads, the Thumbs Up icon, and Facebook personified as party-going characters celebrating the child harm lawsuit settlement.

Panel 1: The characters wear party hats and hold champagne, celebrating. Meta says “Woohoo! We settled the child harm case!” Instagram says “And all it cost us was the thing we have the most of… money!” The Thumbs Up adds “I love that it was just a slap on my wrist.”

Panel 2: Meta: “We have to pay 17 billion, so that’ll only cost us about ten days of profit annually!”
Instagram: “Even less! Our stock jumped almost 14 billion in value on news of the settlement!”
Threads: “LOL! So the punishment made us richer!”

Panel 3: A banner behind them reads “We won the child harm case.”

Facebook: “But you know what’s even better than getting richer? They are forcing us to do age verification.”
Threads: “Omg! Birthdates! Government IDs! Face scans!”

Panel 4: Meta: “So to prove they’re a kid, we get to collect even more of their data!”
Facebook: “This is fantastic! Who can we harm next?”

The_Z @ninjamonkey.bsky.social · 5d ago

If you have a clear night, don’t miss tge lunar eclipse in progress now.

Lunar Eclipse: Blood Moon Transformation

ALT: Lunar Eclipse: Blood Moon Transformation

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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️@deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 6d ago

Japanese artist #YayoiKusama has died 🎨 #art

Ninja Monkey Comic (updates Wednesday)@ninjamonkeycomic.bsky.social · 6d ago

Ninja Monkey Prologue, Ch. 2, p. 11 If you sprinkle when you tinkle don't be dumb wipe the column. 🐒Patron supported. Tips, pledges, shares appreciated!🍌 💵 Patreon.com/NinjaMonkey 🫙 ko-fi.com/thedashz 🏠 ninja-monkey.com 🗣️ ninjamonkey.webcomic.studio #webcomic #nekomimi #publicurination #derp

A four panel digital comic featuring a monkey-featured character in full red, brown, and gold armor. He wears a small crown around his topknot from which extend two long feathers. In panel one he is racing across space on a cloud that forms under his feet. "Tch!" he spits. "This place just goes on and on!"
In panel two, the character has his hand raised to shield his eyes as he peers out into the vastness of space, "The edge of the universe. Does it even exist? This better not be another of their damned tricks!"
Panel three shows him stopping as he notices a strange white column rising seemingly out of nowhere. Four smaller columns stand in what looks like ruins of some platform or other. "Hello, hello! What's this now? This doesn't really look like the edge of anything but it's the only thing I've seen that really stands out."
Panel four has our hero, back to us, urinating on one of those smaller columns while snickering to himself, "Oh well! While I'm here I may as well "pist my presence" heh heh heh."

🌸MurmurLilies🌸@murmurlilies.bsky.social · 6d ago

SayoLara finale prediction

Fan art for the anime series Goodbye, Lara (2026) parodying a scene from The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004). Lara and Mari are standing on a beach, drawn much smaller than normal, gazing up past the frame. Mari is wearing her boxing gloves. An off-screen figure says, "I can take you there!" to which Lara replies, "Who are you?" We then see a low angle shot of a man in swim trunks, rendered in a much more realistic style. Lara's dagger hovers distantly in the sky behind him. "I'm David Hasselhoff," the man says. The scene ends with Lara smiling and throwing her fists up in the air in celebration while Mari holds her boxing gloves over her chest, both shouting "HOORAY!" in unison.

The_Z @ninjamonkey.bsky.social · 6d ago

My profile page is kinda weird today.

The_Z @ninjamonkey.bsky.social · 7d ago

Processing a lot of grief, so it’s hard to be on socmeds right now with the constant reminders. However, this reaction frame from an anime series I was watching gave me a much needed giggle. #anime #frontierlord

A still from the anime series “Frontier Lord with Zero Subjects” in which a mature, fair haired man has an overwhelmed, cat-like stare at an astounding sight before him.

Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · last wk.

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

The_Z @ninjamonkey.bsky.social · last wk.

@jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social Regarding food songs, while this isn’t a radio hit 👵 .o0(old) it’s definitely a bop. youtu.be/JH3mYQaSA7I?...

I Knead Dem Biscuits

YouTube video by Frugit

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Skulls and Sheets @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · last wk.

meemers is beautiful

Odd This Day@oddthisday.bsky.social · last wk.

Trust me, you need to click through for the video

The_Z @ninjamonkey.bsky.social · last wk.

Been busy all day trying to wring the last bit of fun out of Sumner before school begins so I haven’t been able to post this photo from my morning dog walk. Found a discarded memo. I love the notion of “unreasonable hospitality“! The dog shadow is Kaiser lol. #onmywalk #kaiserthecorgi

A photo illuminated by the morning sun focusing on a note draped on an arm which reads, “snack mix stuff, flower s, unreasonable hospitality “
A shadow of a dog walking on a leash can be seen on the background.

Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 2w ago

The biggest target I've ever seen on my books. Texas placed Banned Book Club and Occulted on a state-wide list of illegal "dirty books." Having them in any school could lead to state takeover where the government could shut down the library entirely and convert it into a student detention center.

Texas Lieutenant Governor releases a list of 2200 "dirty books" deemed illegal for school libraries to have, including two of my books about book censorship.

Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 2w ago

Worth a listen. “If I was gonna stage a coup in 2028…”

jazzi🐣@foodcu-be.bsky.social · 2w ago

the upper decks

Steph 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | Editor 🦦✍️@ottersediting.com · 2w ago

Hi Bluesky! I could really use your help sharing and spreading the word about my open fall editing spots 💜🔁 I still have plenty of room in September and October! I'd book now since spots will be limited in Nov & Dec due to an epic fantasy project coming in & the holiday season!

Steph 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | Editor 🦦✍️@ottersediting.com · 3mo ago

Fall Editing Spots! 🎃 Publishing a book this winter or early next year? I edit fantasy, LGBTQ+ and sci-fi novellas, short stories, and books. I also edit poetry! I care about you & your book so I collaborate with you 🤝 I do NOT edit AI books or use AI in my business. #editing ottersediting.com

Otters Editing booking spots! I have 1 spot in August, 3 in September, and 3 in October. I edit fantasy, LGBTQ+ fiction, and Sci-fi. Line editing, copyediting, proofreading. To book email stephmcollinedits@proton.me or DM me here on Bluesky. The graphic has a yellow fall leaf and an orange pumpkin for fall, and a LGBTQ+ pride flag.

⋆ Nheira ⋆ On VGen! 🔞@nheiraashford.com · 2w ago

So I haven't done this in a while, buuuut.. If you'd like to be added to my latest artist/authors LGBTQIA+ starter pack, pls comment down below! / no nft, ai or crypto trash thank u go.bsky.app/JwVtsDa

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KIT! ARTFIGHT 🎭TEAM COMEDY 🖋️@kitnkadoodle.bsky.social · 2w ago

Cha workin’ on? Can I see? #artshare #wip

TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 2w ago

it’s not me who is wrong, it’s flip canvas horizontally who is wrong

The Illustrations of Caitlin Abele @ladyholmes.bsky.social · 2w ago

Thinkin about Jimothy. #wip #sketchbook

James Wallis @jameswallis.bsky.social · 2w ago

Absolute longshot: I'm looking for Euan Smith who drew artwork for White Dwarf magazine in the mid 1980s and therefore is probably British and probably in his late 50s or 60s. Do you or did you know him?

The_Z @ninjamonkey.bsky.social · 2w ago

🤦‍♂️Literally failing from the jump. This comic need more followers and shares on biskies! I write, draw, color, and letter this alone-- no AI EVER. Your support keeps me going. Thank you! bsky.app/profile/ninj...

Ninja Monkey Comic (updates Wednesday)@ninjamonkeycomic.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ninja Monkey Prologue, Ch. 2, p. 10 -- This comic updates weekly on Wednesday -- This is a patron supported comic. Tips, pledges, share show support. 💵 Patreon.com/NinjaMonkey 🫙 ko-fi.com/thedashz 🏠 ninja-monkey.com 🗣️ ninjamonkey.webcomic.studio #webcomic #fantasyart #lgbtcomic #described

A four panel digital comic predominantly with a cosmic/nebula background save for panel one which is cloudy and peachy.
panel 1 features a giant hand with the figure of a tiny Sun Wukong fighting to keep his balance within. The narrator box reads, "Ruling Heaven requires fortitude, wisdom, and a strong will! Buddha agreed to assess Sun Wukong's worthiness with a simple test."
panel 2 shows The Great Buddha from behind raising their arm and presenting the cosmic landscape to Sun Wukong declaring, "As you understand the universe is vast. Find the edge of it and post your presence there. I will see your work and then advise The Jade Emperor of your qualifications."
panel 3 shows Sun Wukong from a low angle standing proud and resolute. He boasts, "Heh heh, this'll be a breeze! Keep my seat warm! I'll be back faster than you can blink!"
panel 4 takes place from the perspective of "ground level" in the Buddha's palm with Sun Wukong using a cloud to leap high into the heavens. He yells back, "See ya, chumps!"