Danielle Tjoelker

@dtjoelker.bsky.social

✍️ 🍿 🎥 📺 🎟 Project manager by day. Screenwriter by night. Sleeper never. Coverfly Top 1% | Page Turner Winner | AFF Second Rounder | Cinestory Finalist & QF 2025 DanielleTjoelker.com for more

I’m so proud to have my pilot Sexually Speaking as a winner at the Page Turner Awards for Best TV Series! Logline: In the spring of 1980, Dr. Ruth Westheimer began the radio show that would make her the most famous sex therapist in the world.

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Weird that it’ll be my first post here but I still don’t understand why Somebody somewhere is not a hit show. I really think it’s a masterpiece of television and an extraordinary account of grief

Picture of the main actors of HBO show Somebody somewhere

I want a Mr. Bean style TV show about Sisu. Every week Sisu turns up at some themed place and violently murders hundreds of Nazis. “Sisu Goes to the Shore”, “Sisu Visits the Circus”, “Sisu is in Hospital.” Etc.

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Me getting into a Lyft: I’m good! I just saw Barbie. Lyft driver: Do you have kids? No? Someday. Married? No? Well it’ll happen for you. You’re a beautiful woman. Pray on it. I’m in New York. But yeah, who exactly is this movie for?