Futurama rewatch just got to Jrrasic Bark so if you need me I’ll be sad for awhile

Need the ALCS to go 7

FRICK!!!!!

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL@edsbs.bsky.social · 22h ago

Bring on fall

I guess when your early managerial career leads to you getting suspended due to weird and creepy interactions with opposing fans, you need to keep your career options open

At least he got to deliver the best line in Raiders

Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷@alejandrobot.com · last mo.

"Bill, we want to bring you back for a part in our new blockbuster, Raiders of the Lost Ark." "You're not gonna call me 'Porkins' again, are you?" "No." "What's my character's name?" "Major Eaton." "Fuck you, George"

"Bill, we want to bring you back for a part in our new blockbuster, Raiders of the Lost Ark." "You're not gonna call me 'Porkins' again, are you?" "No." "What's my character's name?" "Major Eaton." "Fuck you, George"

One nice thing is before a few years ago, baseball disappointment really lingered. Not really the case now. Also nice because normally I’d be too bitter to watch the World Series but I’m looking forward to it this year

If there’s one thing engineers like, it’s working 60 hour weeks because your boss promised something technically infeasible to investors

Daniel Brim@dbrim.com · 2d ago

Would be cool if baseball reference stopped giving this guy money

I am sure crashing into a car with multiple canisters of extremely compressed gas is very safe

Kiké Hernandez is hitting .228/.278/.384 since his return to the Dodgers in 2023, and he is hitting .268/.302/.366 (87 wRC+) across those four postseasons.

Please note that Dustin considered posting this 20 minutes after yesterday’s game ended as a bit

Dustin Nosler@dustinnosler.bsky.social · 2d ago

Resetting the Dodgers’ 40-man roster as uncertain MLB offseason looms - By: Dustin Nosler

I don’t necessarily buy that the Dodgers are “too old” but as the core declines the supporting cast does need to be better in order to keep the same level of overall performance.

I just hope this lights a fire under the team like 2023 did. They should be embarrassed by how thoroughly they got pantsed.

Congrats to Milwaukee. Extremely deserved.

…….Edman?

Brewers get a runner on first: well, that guy’s going to score Dodgers get a runner on second: well, that guy’s staying there

At least these losers will be off my TV soon

The Dodgers’ starter ERA in the playoffs is somewhere near 6. The offense is the main problem, but the starters being good was the main plan.

Man this team stinks

This fuckin guy

The way to make this mountain feel smaller is to make it so you don’t have to manage every inning like game 7 and the extra fatigue that entails, so make this a blowout please

Shohei Ohtani, hello

Are we sure that “playoff Kiké” still exists

Ok let’s get this shit over with

I’m fairly tall so being next to baseball players doesn’t make me feel short, but being in somewhat close proximity to Glasnow in spring training was a bit of an eye-opener, he is a very large man

Michael Baumann@baumann.bsky.social · 3d ago

Tyler Glasnow is so tall he looks normal sized from the upper deck

The Dodgers have 44 plate appearances against left-handed pitchers in the LCS. They are hitting .098/.159/.098 against them.

They’re batting .165 overall so this split is not saying what he thinks it says

Passanthallich@passanthalbot.bsky.social · 3d ago

🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted @MLBONFOX “The Dodgers at various points this season have struggled with velocity, and in this series, they’re batting just .206 on pitches 95 MPH or above” @Ken_Rosenthal talks about the Brewers pitching plans for tonight along with the Dodgers offensive game plan

(Not so) fun fact: the Dodgers have more hard-hit balls than the Brewers in this series