Morning all. I'm only just getting out of bed 😌.

NOM!

I've had to put on my warm comfy socks 🥰.

Just starting Strictly now. I find these early weeks are best to start a bit later... when you've had at least one drink already.

Yeah, I did a roast dinner on a Saturday 😋.

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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Headfirst, bottoms up!

Made a cake! Forgot to take a picture of the whole thing, so here's a (messy) slice of it. Very unstable, but very tasty banana and chocolate cake!

Taste it, touch it, jump right in 🎶 ❤️

JAMES BLUNT SHOWER JUMP SCARE.

Decided to have a pre-workout lie on the floor... I haven't moved for ten minutes.

It's cold and wet. The shorts have been put away 😔.

Hashtag bus wanker.

Watching last week's Graham Norton and my god, Tom Cruise is immensely weird.

Did the thing. So many missed out, difficult.

Luke@lukepad.bsky.social · last wk.

Quite hard. Old photo.

About to start watching Strictly. Two and a half hours of movie week... the wine has been opened.

Unplanned run today, but it's such gorgeous weather I couldn't resist! I can't believe I'm still running in a vest in October. Also, I look like a car windscreen with all those bugs on my face. Stand out song was Music Is My Hot, Hot Sex - CSS 🎶

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Can't watch Celebrity Traitors until the other half gets in past 11pm. I will be numerous glasses of wine down. I expect my reactions will be extravagant.

Did a cake (Cherry Bakewell), have a beer (Faith). Happy Friday 🍻.

Happy October x

First day at school went well. ✌️🧑‍🏫

This country should be ASHAMED of itself.

cuth pube

I was going to order a takeaway, but only the shit ones are open. A bottle of wine is good for a late night dinner, right?

Home alone for the next FOUR nights. I wonder what trouble I can get myself into? (Eating far too many snacks and doing far too much gaming 🥳).

Journeying too AND from Blackpool today. It'll consist of a three hour drive there and then a stop at Liverpool on the way back where I'll catch a train home. It's going to be a looooong day.

The only thing I think about when I hear a certain new song...

30 Rock: "Cleveland, Hello"

YouTube video by Johnny Paulhus

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A pleasure, as always 🫶. Even if he does constantly threaten to beat me up.

Cris@ristophe.bsky.social · 2w ago

Journeying from York to Bodmin today. Stopped off in Birmingham to change trains and caught up with this slut Thanks @andyukb.bsky.social for putting up with me!!