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I am a former freelance insurance adjuster chronicling the events in the Rancho Equestrian District in Burbank, California. ValleyHeatPodcast.com

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Valley Heat@valleyheat.bsky.social · 4w ago

The free-running pack of hamsters at Mountain View Park has doubled since June. Who is adding hamsters? Estimated at over 200 now. Any resident seen dressing them up in those tiny Free Willy T-shirts will be fined $300.

Valley Heat@valleyheat.bsky.social · last mo.

Dean Fernari hosts his annual Steely Die Hard screening tonight. 33 plays of “Peg” by Steely Dan lined up back-to-back over Die Hard. It’s unbelievable - the cast sings Peg to one another on walkie-talkie, Bruce Willis dances to Peg over broken glass, Alan Rickman falls slo-mo singing Peg. $15

Valley Heat@valleyheat.bsky.social · last mo.

Reminder that frisbee golf can be dangerous. If you are practicing pro level frisbee moves (dragon-flips, tornadoes, laserwheels, etc.) please don’t use a public park. Wednesday Steve Brown (36) jet-whipped into a swing set and broke both legs and both hands. He is out for the season.

Valley Heat@valleyheat.bsky.social · last mo.

My dad had a lot of rage when it came to unicyclists. Whenever we drove by one he would roll down his window and yell, “Move out of your parents’ house and find a circus!” Once he did it and the unicyclist leapt in and tried strangling him. I had to take the wheel! I was 5 but we were okay.

Valley Heat@valleyheat.bsky.social · 2mo ago

A few guys are doing what they call “real mime”. They run up to your restaurant window and do that thing where they move like they are trapped in glass. I don’t get it. The glass is really there. And then they have a big box too. They just get in the box and you can hear them moving around inside.

Valley Heat@valleyheat.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Dean Fernari has accused Diane Cross of leaving food out for the coyotes so she can finally get a picture of the squirrel riding the coyote and prove everyone wrong (most people do not believe her). People in Diane’s corner have named the Coyote Ding Dong, but no word on a squirrel name yet! 🐿️

Valley Heat@valleyheat.bsky.social · 2mo ago

JUST IN: Jan Robinson has made adjustments to her R51 movie rating. As you know, any movie depicting a hit man using a dry cleaner bag to kill cannot receive an R51 rating (per Jan, anyone can bite through the bag). However, Jan has made new exceptions that many of you will be excited about. (More)

Valley Heat@valleyheat.bsky.social · 10mo ago

New Episode! Featuring: Eliza Skinner Dan Cronin Luke Duguay Stephanie Courtney Donnie Divanian Cory Loykasek Andres Dubuchet Chris Garcia Beth Stelling Billy Wayne Davis Nick Thune Emily Maya Mills Pete Holmes Mike O’Connell