Ever since I played Twilight Princess, I have called myself 'Twink' in every Zelda game
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📻B-52's of translesbian vaporwave 🎹Award winning video game music producer 🦋Pls don't tell me to get a gun (;) 🏳️⚧️Technophilic voidpunk cassette futurist 🫦Chubby poly lesbian, sometimes NSFW 🦾Cyborg vtuber 🥫I'm a real "can-do" problem
This veteran's day, I'd rather be down in her trenches
On this Veteran's Day, I would rather be between a woman's thighs givin' her that Daffy Duck until she thanks me for my service
same guy: "there's fresh coffee in the break room, Tactical Sasquatch blend." what is a man
Nightleek ターキー@nightleek.bandcamp.com · 14h agoget me out of here coworker: "Had a pretty good week except someone called me an islamophobe. I said I'm not afraid of Islam, Islam should be afraid of ME."
This season’s writers are getting heavy handed with the metaphors
The S.S. United States, a Historic Supership, Heads to the Ocean Floor (Gift Article)
The 20th-century ocean liner will become an artificial reef, ending efforts to save a ship that was fast, luxurious and (almost) indestructible.
nytimes.com
Okay I get it you girls are kinky, but I'm going to ask that you all stop inviting me to the "pig blood drinking and drooling" orgies. I'm a vegetarian, and even if I don't ingest, I don't want it in my mouth. I'll stick to rubbing pig's blood all over my tits like a normie, thank you.
a furry friend I play games with recently asked me if I'm ok with receiving NSFW messages. I said yes, and then the conversations continued as normal. How mysterious.
get me out of here coworker: "Had a pretty good week except someone called me an islamophobe. I said I'm not afraid of Islam, Islam should be afraid of ME."
I was in the Navy for 11 years and in honor of Veteran's day I'd like to take a nap but I'm at work so fuck it, whatever ig
throwback to my halloween costume, which weirded a lot of people out
It seems like I have a separate part of my brain that is dedicated exclusively to games, because even if I'm completely exhausted and don't have brain or body power I can totally do games as if I have this secret energy reserve
HMM WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS EXTRA ESTROGEN CREAM I HAVE ON MY FINGER AFTER COATING MY DILATOR WITH IT GUESS I'LL RUB IT ON MY NIPPLES TEE HEE THAT WOULD BE FUNNY 3 HOURS LATER, AT WORK: O FUG SEND HELP THEY ARE SO DELIGHTFULLY SENSITIVE AND HARD
QRP and change what the bunny is holding. (\_/) ( •_•) / >🐈
Avery Storm (they/them) 🔞 | 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩@averystorm.bsky.social · 2d agoQRP and change what the bunny is holding. (\_/) ( •_•) / >🔪
be.okay falling.apart slushwave album coming 11/20 to Children of Vapor
Reminder that automated systems aren’t unbiased; they absorb the biases of their training sets and hide them away in their weighting systems.
Dave Jorgenson@davejorgenson.bsky.social · 3d agoWe talked to investigative journalist Hilke Schellman, who told us that words like “baseball” really do help you score higher. If you mention women’s sports, you often lose points. youtu.be/G8DBXTeyj70?...
if you're into hot shit sometimes I post on this alt account here
Ripple Pussy Overdrive@nightleekpussy.bsky.social · 3d agopartners and friends: your tits are so big now me: idk i feel the same today i saw a pic taken a few months before top surgery and uh before and after goes hard
Night waves In wondergore Tell your worm To go to sleep Put down Your heavy sword Tell your heart To slow it’s beat Sun rises Another day Passing you by All the time Pick up Your heavy sword Ready yourself To slay some beasts
just updated my cyberpunk TTRPG slang index to replace "zero" with "kirk", "gonk" with "chud", and add "moid" as an extremely derogatory gender-level insult
