Today on “Games Phlannel’s Never Played Before”
Little Sleazers Hot n’ Redy🔞
@redphlannel.bsky.social
Bear man, chub artist, haver of too many bottles of whiskey 🔞
She was packed into those jeans like a can of biscuit dough
Gwen Ref 2026!! Figured she was due for a bit of an update, still the hottest snake you've ever seen 🎨 @redphlannel.bsky.social
Talked to my doc, she basically told me “the meds only slow your metabolism a little, the serotonin boost just makes you happy about food again, eat less fatty” 😭 😭
Whoops. More of a personal thing for a change. Family member pointed it out and, even tho my weight’s fluctuated all my life, it’s *interesting* that I’m not fully in control of it for once.
Whoops. More of a personal thing for a change. Family member pointed it out and, even tho my weight’s fluctuated all my life, it’s *interesting* that I’m not fully in control of it for once.
Milkshek chugging a lotta her namesake lately
Big Walkies can strengthen or shatter friendships on a whim while teaching rudimentary morse code
I buy organic 95% made-from-chicken treats for my cats and they HATE it, they only want the temptations processed shit, and they HATE me
Gotta tenderize your meals before throwing them in the club broom closet for later
I love my squiuqs. Long hours at work and splat have been my life for two weeks lol
“Welcome to McD’s, are you using the mobile app?” No thank you. *awkward silence*
It’s weird how I can be so into fatties of all shapes, sizes, and genders but a lanky, tall, skinny twink is also very unga
Trying to talk about meatballs and I said “porf and beek” three times in a row, the dementia is setting in early
Got me relistening to Stevie Wonder in my thirties and gettin’ all wispy an’ shit bruh why 😭 😭