Little Sleazers Hot n’ Redy🔞
@redphlannel.bsky.social
Bear man, chub artist, haver of too many bottles of whiskey 🔞
“Welcome to McD’s, are you using the mobile app?” No thank you. *awkward silence*
It’s weird how I can be so into fatties of all shapes, sizes, and genders but a lanky, tall, skinny twink is also very unga
Trying to talk about meatballs and I said “porf and beek” three times in a row, the dementia is setting in early
Got me relistening to Stevie Wonder in my thirties and gettin’ all wispy an’ shit bruh why 😭 😭
Caine: “But it killed me to put that tumor in Scratch’s head…” Pomni: “……………what?”
Man, I love watching the weather channel
Chicks love me, but unfortunately they’re all adult lone star tick females, every bite of mammal meat is a scare
Wanted a look to capture a truly divine figure, here I am in all my glory ::) 🎨 @redphlannel.bsky.social
"Boy, this is gonna sound crazy... but I feel like your mother is cheating on me somewhere with a cube..."
I love ordering Dave’s chicken and receiving approximately 33 and a half pickles in sliced form
Twinmill falls prey to the robo-hands for the 8th time in one week @ladyluckfate.bsky.social
I dunno why my brain is wired to love fupas so much, it’s like an animalistic urge to hold like hamburger and gently kiss. Or aggressively kiss if allowed.
I love a dog with mustard (and onion) so I feel a kinship with Kit
Gameoverse was fun! You can really tell the difference between it being a passion project of years vs TADC being made kinda on the spot and moulded per episode. Gonna draw Kit wide now
How dare the attack me like this, why he built so fail-daddy???
Atari@atari.com · 3mo ago"Oblivia told me to get a dump truck but where am I gonna find THAT in a yoga class, huh?"