Remi Gau

@remigau.bsky.social

I used to try to understand how the brain works. Now I tell people how to name their files and variables.

The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.

KEY POINTS
• The claim 'vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based
claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism.

After 5 years of data collection, our WARN-D machine learning competition to forecast depression onset is now LIVE! We hope many of you will participate—we have incredibly rich data. If you share a single thing of my lab this year, please make it this competition. eiko-fried.com/warn-d-machi...

WARN-D machine learning competition is live » Eiko Fried

If you share one single thing of our team in 2026—on social media or per email with your colleagues—please let it be this machine learning competition. It was half a decade of work to get here, especi...

eiko-fried.com

How about starting the new year with a new Nilearn release? Sure: here is Nilearn 0.13.0 for y'all!!! New features: extract data to pandas or polars dataframes, get cluster statistics for surface analysis... More info here: neurostars.org/t/nilearn-0-...

Nilearn 0.13.0 is out

Hello y’all and happy new year !!! We have just released Nilearn 0.13.0! 🚀 This is a major release with some new features and a LOT of deprecations: Support for sklearn set_output to extract data ...

neurostars.org

You think AI is an awesome coding tool? Have you tried reviewing a pull request that is being vibe-coded by someone not trying to engage with the problem at hand?

Spent the afternoon cleaning my parents' garden, rather than cleaning someone else's mess in a codebase. #TouchGrass Encountered way more bugs, but without ever having to get rid of them. Never felt the urge to use dark mode. #vitaminD Pruned some branches, but not the git kind.

Bild

The result of a large (42 authors!) collaboration: "Go Figure: Transparency in neuroscience images preserves context and clarifies interpretation" arxiv.org/abs/2504.07824 TL;DR: The FMRI world can (and should) improve results interpretation and reproducibility *today*, via transparent thresholding.

Bild

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

After years of research on human interaction and experimenting with novel ways to organize communities, today I unveil a brand new social media app. The key idea: your interactions are arranged in ‘bins’ along a social dimension. You post, we put it in one of these ‘bins’. The name? Histogram.

Friends, for something to be open source, we need to see 1. The data it was trained & evaluated on 2. The code 3. Model architecture 4. Model weights. DeepSeek only gives 3, 4. And I'll see the day that anyone gives us #1 without being forced to do so, because all of them are stealing data.