You will reach a point in your life where you watch movies in a two or three sittings.
Sweaty Cyborg
@sweatycyborg.bsky.social
Your local librarian and infrequent podcaster (Screaming at Clouds and Empathy at the Apocalypse).
Watching The Long Goodbye for the first time and woah!
Someone played prog rock at our gaming night and then fripped the table.
“Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that.”
Catbus@catbus.phd · 11h agowhat in the fuck is going on
I accidentally asked for an Anything Bagel and I got a bagel with a harmonica on it.
A secret Family Matters fan club is called an Inner Urkel Circle.
I’m dead serious. Do you know anyone who’s seen a grappling hook in real life? Not movies or TV. Real life.
Sweaty Cyborg@sweatycyborg.bsky.social · yesterdayGrappling hooks aren’t real, right?
Tickets are less than 20 dollars! That’s less than what you’d pay to see Brad Pitt hang out with some dumb dog in the woods.
Paul F. Tompkins@pftompkins.bsky.social · yesterdayWell let’s see how this goes. I’m constructing a new hour of standup and I need some people to watch it. Could YOU be a people? Saturday 11/28 at the Elysian. Tix: bit.ly/cbwpft1126
“Hey how about we make the floor rotate?” -every modern musical
I’m old, but not “talk to a bank teller for 20 minutes” old.
Make a band MAGA The Blue Stripes.
EMCKAYVEE@youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 4d agoMake a Band MAGA Alt-Right Said Fred
Historical accuracy is so important at a Ren Faire which is why I’m attending covered in louse.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975 - Dir Terry Gilliam and Terry Jones)
Garfield and Friends Screens@garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 5d ago
Sesame Workshop: Steve, we need a song about a lowercase n. Steve Zuckerman: No problem! Sesame Workshop: Just…uh…please don’t make it sad and weird this time. Zuckerman:
Sesame Street: The Lonely "N" Song
YouTube video by Sesame Street
youtu.be
At Scrabble Club I used a celery stalk to hold my tiles and everyone just completely lost their shit.
If you whisper your deepest darkest secret into a bottle, seal it up, and throw it into the sea, people will look at you funny.
My write-in is for Ultimate Technological Intelligence.
Joey Politano🏳️🌈@josephpolitano.bsky.social · last wk.he’s really losing it with the AI stuff
No one has told me SCTV was on Netflix?!? Shame on you all.
