I saw this cute geeky grad student rambling about the red river floodway and various manitoba hydro projects to this girl who was clearly enamored with him, but I didnt really have the heart to tell them that they really should not be putting their feet in the water lol

unfinished crow on a mission from god (he’s a musician, not a cop)

Context is everything 1/2

*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go

God dammit the chokers I put around my massive titanium cock for aesthetic reasons keep falling off when I don’t have a boner. They slipped out of my pants at the Walmart and made a huge noise when it hit the floor and I felt like fucking sonic the hedgehog.

spent 9 hours animating this creature

i call this "neoteny of the oppressed" btw. because children are the archetypal objects of legitimate coercion (violence, authority, control, etc) any vulnerable group can have their autonomy stripped by first linking them to children & childlikeness. the comparison legitimizes any act of coercion

May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄@goddessblade.bsky.social · 4d ago

Transphobia and the oppression of children are linked to the point that trans adults are often treated like de facto children. One way we see this is how we’re told continually that we don’t understand grown-up politics, as if our political concerns are childish and immature.

...lonely golden beams upon the roiling waters - enough to slake the thirst of ten-thousand-thousand days....

trying out something new #deadlock #deadlockfanart

Basically "trans women are treated so badly that it is natural for them to use tropes about extreme trauma in artistic expression" and "kinda fucked up probably that culturally some of our favorite extreme trauma tropes are about sad soldiers"

Fuck it bsky can have this too

full time job with benefits and decent pay everyone suck my dick right now

The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am

I made this design in 2019, and it’s been ripped off by countless creepy little Temu shops, as well as by Shein. Seeing it in an AI ad is ruining my day, ngl. If you like it, buy one from me - link in bio. I actually give money to queer mutual aid and medical care groups.

Riso checking on his new friend #oc #halospotlight

i put mamsta quief in a dress

#wip #oc

13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.

New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11

MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...

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Girl Dinner~

small family business

Screaming Pectoriloquy@caulimovirus.bsky.social · 6mo ago

scary monster man

self portrait (dog)

Jules@mutt.markets · 2w ago

self portrait at 3am because i cant sleep and i have to be awake in 2 hours

"enemy mech pilot" has become a kind of commedia dell'arte stock character. she is constantly getting into situations

#pixelart #art #ドット絵 #ピクセルアート

together #oc #halo #halospotlight