Romeo Dandy, Insufferable Chevalier

@sleepydawgs.bsky.social

She/it 23 transgender writer and horse knight. Expect book posting and yuri of varying levels of concern. NSFW!!! Banner and pfp by @proletkvlt.bsky.social

I follow a couple guys on Instagram reels that do cringe comedy sketches where they play up being antisocial and annoying but sometimes they collab and it creates a weird effect where it goes from unpleasant to just like, guys in a room hanging out having fun and I feel like the odd one out.

Making a R34 industrial complex-friendly version of a Wizard School character is ridiculous to me not just for the obvious but because it’s maybe the most sexless fantasy series of all time. Like not even “it’s YA so why would there be any” I mean she’s just nothing to work with even with magic.

Got your ass now, I put you in a callout video tangentially related to you. You’re gonna have a clip of some random shit you said and then we’re gonna add a dramatic thud noise to make you see malicious. Might even throw in some glitch effects to make you look twisted and fucked up. You’re toast man

I WAS TRANSPORTED TO A FANTASY WORLD WITH AN ELF HAREM! BUT I KNEW TOO LITTLE TO CARE ABOUT SEX ♡ ♡ ♡ SO ALL THE ELVES HAD TO FORM A MAKESHIFT EDUCATION SYSTEM TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING FROM THE GROUND UP!! THE BUSTIEST ONE TAUGHT ME NUMBERS AND I FELT REALLY EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT!!!

Ahh jeez, looks like I missed my window to participate in locktober. That thing I totally would’ve done if not for my arbitrary rule that it only counts if you do the entire thing. Gah, you know I was just so excited to do it otherwise, no choice but to continue beating my shit normalstyle

i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.

Rewatching bits of SBR episode two and it’s so funny that Johnny gets in his first real battle of the part and is immediately screaming crying throwing up about how he’s dead weight and they Gyro should just abandon him and he broke their promise brother you are on episode two