New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. Dan Lippert & Olivia West Nielsen! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me! Seth Morris!) A hairy tumor talking! A worm wriggling! Fish that KNOW! & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

One of my fave pods PLUS ME?!?!? Listen in for our recalls, our recollections, and for me and Andy almost getting into it… unless he cut that. Sorry! I’m messy!

Couples Therapy Pod@couplestherapypod.bsky.social · 2d ago

Dissipate the MIASMA OF DESPAIR for an hour with a brand-new PATREON episode! An idiotic idea brought to life for your amusement! Today on the Patreon, our group chat with @girlwithatail.bsky.social is brought to life to talk all things recall related! 🔊 www.patreon.com/couplesthera...

I am shocked to see accurate public Covid info. Bravo, Durham County.

Durham County Department of Public Health (DCoDPH)@durhamhealthnc.bsky.social · 3d ago

As COVID-19 cases continue to increase, it's important to know accurate information about COVID-19 in order to protect yourself and others! Get the facts about common myths, and take steps to protect yourself and others.

We have to stop anthropomorphizing billionaires.

“Thank you for this fuckertunity.” I’m just giving this away for free. I don’t think I’ll be in a situation where I need it but please, polite sluts, take it!

Whistleblower: AI will destroy humanity! Humanity: This is a ploy by AI to hype AI! Me:

Richard Simmons La La La Dance

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New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. Anne Lane & Ithamar Enriquez! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) A hairy crisis! Dream jobs! Audience plants & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

What a super power to be waiting for a repairman and just GO ABOUT YOUR DAY instead of sitting and actively waiting (i.e. doing nothing for hours and not enjoying it)

If you hear the calming, faint clickity click of raindrops, make sure you glance over in case nope, it’s termites crawling up the wall and falling off the ceiling onto the floor. Why do these things happen at 10pm?

I saw one spider catch another spider in its web and wrap it up as it struggled. I knew they were cannibals but it still really turned my stomach. I ended up throwing out a perfectly good spider I had just sautéed for lunch.

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. dream guests @mitchsilpa.bsky.social & Nicole Parker! Hosted by Jan & Beebo! (Me & Seth Morris!) Coma wives! Dream demons! Comedic actor Daniel Day Lewis & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

The text says “seen” but funnily enough I don’t *feel* I have been.

“I don’t give a rats ass” It was never yours to give

Covid is still quietly being a destructive little bitch. (Some of you def have long covid not perimenopause SORRY I KNOW IT’S NOT AS SEXY). Don’t rely on your covid-conscious pals to keep you in the loop- this is a good free newsletter for info: thesicktimes.us7.list-manage.com/track/click?...

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New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. Paul Rust & Genetra Tull! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me! Seth Morris!) The hag movement lives on & so do our sickly wormy selves! This and more at cbbworld.com! Produced: @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

Does this seem fun? I will post something I Google every day in this thread for a week.

Felt cute Didn’t have my readers on Will delete immediately

Elon Musk is planning to spend up to $200 million to help Republicans in this year’s midterms. That’s just 0.024% of his total net worth. Oligarchs can rig the system at the expense of everyone else, and only spend pennies doing so. We must get Big Money out of politics.

I used to think my Google search history was the thing that would betray my sad, dark underbelly, but I just found my comment history on Reddit and honey we have a new contender.

I don’t want Chanty Beluga or Jimothy or A-list celebrities doing podcasts. I want 90’s summer temperatures back. I want coffee houses and landlines and the dancing Ally McBeal baby. I want the last goddamn 30 years of my LIFE BACK.

With my level of stomach problems and the lack of government food oversight, it would only take one blueberry or a leaf of lettuce to do me in and there’s something comforting about that.

I’m at the age where if I send this gif it’s to show that I’m hopping around to improve bone density.

Excited Girls Clapping

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We need to retire the sort of active listening that is repeating nearly word for word what the speaker just said. My god how I yearn for an expressive “Ugh!”or “I know!” in response sometimes.

I’d like to publicly thank CBB World for releasing this episode on my birthday

Erin Whitehead@girlwithatail.bsky.social · 4w ago

New 🎶musical🎶 COLLEGE TOWN!!! Feat. Zach Reino & Jessica McKenna @danawickens.bsky.social 🥁 @brettmorris.bsky.social 🎸 Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris) Ghosts! Singing! Crepes? & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social Brett Morris @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

New 🎶musical🎶 COLLEGE TOWN!!! Feat. Zach Reino & Jessica McKenna @danawickens.bsky.social 🥁 @brettmorris.bsky.social 🎸 Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris) Ghosts! Singing! Crepes? & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social Brett Morris @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

Get back to me when you can tell me what’s extremely chic.

Q: What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? A: The Grapes of Wrath

What a life endeavor. And with pronouns to really drive home their character.

Medicare for All is a good idea. You deserve it & we can afford it ICE eats my ass the morning after I’ve attended a chili cook-off