Philp Hall

Didn't grow up in a mayonnaise household. Didn't try it until I was an adult. We didn't have any need of strange continental emulsions.

I think that Scots outside of cities are very keen to call anywhere provincial a dump, I've been guilty of this as well. There are a lot of reasons why folk feel this way, but I'm always astounded at how varied, beautiful and interesting the counties can be

Enjoying a commanding view over the Forth of Forth - now you might think that I'm staying in the penthouse of a swanky hotel, but no, all of this and more can be enjoyed on the No. 7 bus for Dunfermline Bus Station.

A warm welcome awaits you at The Caulked Bunghole

There's a sign here that just says "Local", and it's right enough 👍

My pal's called 4G because he's alright

It's mental that thanks to 5G I can see a picture of your fursona while I'm sitting in the woods.

Gotta keep the tinnies cool

Your line just got phreaked by the Data Collata

The victim had been visiting Alberta, where he then suffered a Canadian Heritage Moment

Folk are relocating. They're based in places. Small business owner mindset.

Youtuber physiognomy 🫵

The board of trustees can go away and shite themselves for all I care.

Aye the new ghost in the shell is good, I just liked how the major was liberalism's strongest soldier in stand alone complex.

my heart goes out to all of the British holiday makers that have had their lives turned upside down by cascading natural disasters x

They're smoking mud down in the alluvial plains

Signed off work because of a Benjamin button situation

Just the thought that I never have to eat a clatty sandwich from subway, or a burger from macdonalds, just the thought of that makes me emotional.

Using my objective reality sensor to work some things out.

Used to know a boy called Choo Choo. Like a train.

Shut up man I'm trying to immerse myself in the grand melancholy of Vienna at the twilight of the Hapsburg empire

The Barefoot Barista

Rumpelstiltskin. I don't trust the guy. Sounds like a venereal disease. He makes cruel bargains.

Ah, you caught me pacing my demense. It's just a little something I like to do before making money moves.

The Story of The Dog That Ran At 100 Miles an Hour has captured the hearts of an adoring British public.

Before the end of the American Century, we'll see an air fryer powered by the same diesel turbine engine that powers the M1 Abrams main battle tank.

International travel. Rather decadent, don't you think?

Half a dozen curate's eggs... a spring chicken... tin of red herring... a bad apple... salt of the earth... humble pie... No, it's not my grocery list - though I wouldn't put it past me! In fact, this is a list of common idioms in English.

They let people with regional accents on the telly now.