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Viewer Discretion is Advised (18+) Currently Playing: moon, Void Stranger Top contender for malelivingspace of the year (he/him)

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Jeremy Parish (Radio Edit)@jparish.bsky.social · 6h ago

For only $12,000, give or take, you too can own an earthquake-proof record player. Yes, the building is collapsing around you, but the cash registers in “Money” have never sounded better

Why pay your mortgage this year when you can own a military-grade turntable instead??

lupin ✦@lupinwoof.bsky.social · 2h ago

quick little what-if sprite of dawn if he was a rockruff from ghost grey instead! #pokemon #oc #ghostgrey #pmd

ハヤテ @8823hayate.bsky.social · 5h ago

#deltarune #jevil 🃏

venom @denofven.bsky.social · 4h ago

pencil drawing on my train home

a sketchbook photo of some miscellaneously armored core inspired robot/mech pencil drawings; one is lean and armed with a twinblade and rifle, the other is thicker and pictured from behind as it soars over a vague landscape.

a sketchbook photo of noelle holiday from deltarune, she smiles anxiously at the viewer and raises a hand in a kind of defensive gesture.

a sketchbook photo of marisa from touhou, she looks kind of manic as she holds onto her hat with one hand and brandishes an inaccurately drawn mini-hakkero with the other. her skirt catches the wind and reveals her bloomers underneath.

spacejail ΘΔ @deskjobfetishizer.bsky.social · 16h ago

#RPGMAKER First stratum is content complete

H the Hornbill ♨️@steepedstitches.bsky.social · last yr.

🍀 CRITTER 🏝️🏳️‍⚧️@fourleafisland.art · 11h ago

'when i grow up' #undertale

That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 11mo ago

moss 🍀@softbluedot.bsky.social · 23h ago

Reminder!!!

Itoki Hana @1t0lc1.bsky.social · 11h ago

#undertale11thAnniversary 🎉✨❤️

rae! 🌥️ working on zines @zipsunz.bsky.social · 15h ago

* It's time for monsters... * To finally go free. #UNDERTALE #undertale11thanniversary

💜Vicky Eris💜@inazumakick.bsky.social · 2w ago

heaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 13h ago

i've been on tumblr for 16 years and i don't think i've ever laughed more at a post than this one

I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU

@wwxwashere.bsky.social · last yr.

✨timeline cleanse✨ quote this with your favorite tumblr post

Marsh Nix 💀 Clump of Moss @marshnix.bsky.social · 22h ago

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · yesterday

I was Eaten By 6 Unusually Hot Sluts

rde @rde-irl.bsky.social · 16h ago

Katy // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 20h ago

The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, "Do not let the historians know about this."

— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4

punkitt ‼️🧣@punkitt.bsky.social · 2d ago

fuck it foster the people live at the late late show with craig ferguson 240p. listen to this shit right now

punkitt ‼️🧣@punkitt.bsky.social · 2d ago

listening to pumped up kicks off the album is fun and then i found the live version from the Craig Ferguson show and hoooly fuck. its like better than the original. absolutely soundmixmogged them. the original sounds PUNY and WEAK in comparison i cant shake it

〽️ax krieger enters phase 2 @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 19h ago

this is what it was like when protomen act iii dropped

Star Wolf Drive Thru@ator.bsky.social · 2d ago

someone said "unc alarm" 😭

Osaka, we 🐇@osaka.zone · 4mo ago

OBSERVE THE PANGOLIN NOTE ITS JOYOUS BASKING IN THE RESPLENDENT GLORY OF THE MUD A WEALTH OF RICHNESS AND JOY IS HAD IN THE SIMPLE PLEASURE OH HOW WISE THE PINECONE GOBLIN IS

Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)@ela-bambust.bsky.social · 4mo ago

oh to be a creature splish splashing in the mud

Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 2d ago

May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies. May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism. This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs. Vaccinate your pets please.

Worries about vaccination rates in dogs
As rabies seems to be spreading more in wildlife, veterinarians are especially worried about vaccine hesitancy spreading among pet owners, a dangerous trend that could lead to more dogs - and their owners
- becoming infected. A 2023 study published in the journal Vaccine found in nationally representative
sample of Americans that nearly 40% believed canine vaccines were unsafe and 37% believed that vaccines could lead their dogs to develop cognitive issues, such as autism.

Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · yesterday

There's never a bad time to immerse yourself in the world of Taiwanese puppet action.

Justin Decloux@declouxj.bsky.social · 3w ago

We could all be watching a badass robot puppet fight a bunch of other puppets right now if we choose to...

Hymns of Gifts, Rays of Nice @toskarin.bsky.social · 24h ago

in a similar vein to every guy secretly thinking he can win any fight if he goes "berserker mode," every animator thinks they could animate anything if they just locked the fuck in for like one evening