you cannot start a breaking news alert with “A helicopter carrying President Trump” without dumping a gallon of serotonin into my bloodstream. please be more careful with words

Come the fuck on no one in Florida is this funny

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god I think I found the video.

Saw a post saying "I don't want NSFW accounts to talk about voting, just let me jack off" Buddy, NSFW artists and sex workers are being constantly attacked by a government of nonces trying to distract from their own crimes by pinning the blame on porn. They have the right to speak up about this.

Hello. All I would like for my birthday today is this boosted everywhere and any help anyone can manage. Rent and bills forever. License renewal today costs $41 And i have to make moxie an appointment that will be at least $300. Second half of rent due in a week and a half. Anythinf helps!

"Birthday Girl" Ella Tailor@garaktailor.com · 2d ago

Next set of goals are Second Half of August Rent by the 16th General Bills and existing in society. Moxie Yearly Check up for Prescription Food. Currently really just need like $5 to get out of the red. V:@/JKNotSoBad C:$:/JKNotsobad PP:@/comfortingmoo Everything helps. and gets a moxie picture.

do you have the time to listen to me whine about capitalism It pisses me off so much right to my face

u ever just want a woman to impregnate u

C'mon Jennings, wake the fuck up. Please don't turn out to actually be a piece of shit. Jeopardy is one of the few joys I have left in life lol

demon core vidal@regretagarbo.rip · 3h ago

@kenjennings.bsky.social do you not see how making a shitty joke has led directly to the harassment of trans women? this is your “allyship” at work. this is your refusal to apologize and take accountability for your actions or understand the effects they have on a community you pretend to support.

By the way, my job sent me the email that stated my mileage comp was *paid* on Friday last week. It is now the following Wednesday and I haven't seen shit. I currently have 84 cents in my Venmo. lol

moon prism power, make up ! 🌙💗✨

Speak for yourself, Kim. I heard the Col Do Ma Ma Daqua

Disco Elysium Quotes@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 3h ago

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant leans in confidentially. “You wouldn't be able to hear if he were wearing anal beads,” he whispers.

me and who?

hey ik everyone is struggling but my Mom is out of work until her boss’s broken shoulder is better If you can spare a few extra bucks to help out my Mom Venmo: @dana9330076

My meds were approved by the doctor finally. I can go pick them up tonight. I had to argue with my insurance a little. Can I have money for refilling my mentally ill girl meds I need 75 to refill them all and am going go in a few hours

Pranking my homeboy by putting him in charge of an infamously rebellious satrapy

Hi I'm Mar and I'm dealing with a catastrophe. My bank has taken my life's savings, I've become unemployed and homeless, and since this all started I've become disabled. Please help if you can. Even a boost means the world. Thank you 🖤🖤🖤 CA: $helpmarghoul V: @marghoul

Donate to Support My Fight to Recover Life Savings and Heal, organized by Margot Laine

Thank you for taking the time to read this. My name is Margot and I’m i… Margot Laine needs your support for Support My Fight to Recover Life Savings and Heal

gofund.me

there are a lot of trans girl out there who act like being "clocky" is a crime and that shit better stop, like, last week. if i catch one more girlie using "agp" as an insult i stg

this really sucks. Gwen deserves peace. she deserves to be safe. Ken talked over her, marginalized her, and then when she became the target of abuse, he made a hand wavy statement about “trans rights” while mass blocking trans people. he never once apologized to her.

Rav@rvbdrm.com · 8h ago

Gwen deactivated 😔

Yall aint hearing her I fear

I’m presdisposed to Doctorow’s position here, but this really resonates: “It has become impossible to tell managers mesmerised by artificial intelligence that the tools are not, in fact, helpful. So employees just play along with the fiction to keep their jobs” www.thenerve.news/p/cory-docto...

Cory Doctorow: The people who tell you ‘AI is changing everything’ are lying

It has become impossible to tell managers mesmerised by artificial intelligence that the tools are not, in fact, helpful. So employees just play along with the fiction to keep their jobs, writes our t...

thenerve.news

mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace

an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride

CAMPAIGNING IS HARD YOU GUYS THAT'S WHY STEVENS DID AN ISLAMOPHOBIA. It wasn't the AIPAC money I swear! It was just stress!

This is the energy we should be bringing every time we see them out. This is the energy we should be bringing to every town hall, every city council. We should be at every governor's house and every Senator's office. We should be on the steps of the Capitol and in the halls of the Supreme Court.

Soraya Nadia McDonald@soraya.press · 5d ago

"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG

Lots of people praising Haley Stevens's "gracious" concession speech. *NOW* El-Sayed is a doctor and a Rhodes Scholar, when she's spent months (and 80 mil AIPAC dollars) trying to paint him as an antisemite. Get the fuck out you heinous, racist bitch.

omg I found the picture ❤️

ECP@ecppdx.bsky.social · 22h ago

Years ago I coined the milleneuve, which is a unit to measure how horrible the sky color is based on Villeneuve films. Blade Runner 2049 is around 900mn. Today is around 250 I'd say. (It's a very scientific scale.)

It's too bad this got wasted on a bot because that's incredible

Let's rock with our cock.