Norse gods: [create the world] Sorceress: "right, what do you want to call this place." Odin: "Eh, not our best effort." Sorceress: "Yes, it's pretty mi..." Odin: "'Midgard' then."
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“get the grink a grino!” i shout back over my shoulder as that green motherfucker shoves closed the cabin door against the alpine winter winds. it is 1943 and we have work to do. can’t have the big guy being thirsty. that won’t do. wonder if jim is warm in ryder tonight
weeder@weeder.bsky.social · 2w agoSaying "grino me" and catching an ice cold San Pellegrino
Watching East German sci-fi films produced during the DDR high-water mark makes you appreciate Bill Haydon's aesthetic judgement tbh
CIA/DO branch manager pacing and fuming, "do we have ANY developmentals who are not unstable extroverts?!!"
I'm not getting worked up over an adversary drone with some fireworks targeting its own belligerent, you can't make me.
AI companies use "tokens" because they know millennials and Gen X all subconsciously pine to recapture their innocence, specifically the wonderment represented by an overflowing cup of rat-faced doubloons at Chuck E. Cheese.
They've done it again!!!! www.microsoft.com/en-us/securi...
CaptiveCrunch: Midnight Blizzard targets travelers worldwide for malware delivery and credential theft | Microsoft Security Blog
Storm-2945, a sub-cluster of the Russian threat actor Midnight Blizzard, has been observed compromising the sign-in portals of hospitality-related organizations such as hotels since May 2026 in order ...
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Active Measures, LLC@activemeasures.bsky.social · 3y agoits the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call the cops on the SVR
Thinking about how every Mossad operation is an abject failure but they always kill enough people to make it look cool
we assess the show "cheers" takes place in Boston.* *CIA/EEMC dissents from this assessment because "Boston doesn't make sense as the setting for a cozy tavern comedy"
Jason Kikta@kikta.net · 2w agoJust out of curiosity, in which city do you believe Cheers takes place? No reason.
The "Cheers" theme song's exhortation that "our troubles are all the same" intentionally subverts Tolstoy's maxim that "each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way," in this essay I will...
wishbone “arrow through the ax blade” shot all time core cinematic memory
Sources are reporting that James Woolsey’s final words were “Fam I lowkey fell off cuz they zooted me with the Cuba beam”. A U.S. government official, who spoke on condition of anonymity while discussing national security matter, commented “Opps are vicious out here.”
"Hi, yeah, thanks for taking my call. Just wanted to flag a mistake - lines seventeen and eighteen show you spending 71% of your budget on cardigans and detailing minivans."
Very excited for the 2026 Active Measures, LLC shareholder report
CYBERWARCON@cyberwarcon.bsky.social · 4w agoMark your calendars!
Can't decide which one to go with bsky.app/profile/acti... bsky.app/profile/acti...
Raphael Satter@raphae.li · 4w agoNew: The alleged "Void Blizzard" hacker being prosecuted in Boston on charges connected to a sweeping spy campaign against US companies and European governments is a former Kaspersky Lab employee, according to data reviewed by and a source who talked to Reuters. www.reuters.com/world/allege...
Is this the first time that cyber espionage monitored by counterintelligence operations led to a criminal conviction in the United States? lite.cnn.com/2026/06/26/p...
"His SF-86 has a hand drawn box that is checked off to indicate '>10 pies cooling on windowsills stolen' in the section asking about major crimes."
When you're denouncing prepositioning these are the people you're being mean to
Horkos@wylienewmark.bsky.social · 5mo ago“don’t target utilities with cyber” fine nerd ill just bomb them “no i mean in countries outside of conflict zones” not really how conflict works anymore, chief “well prepositioning is destabilizing” wanna borrow my time machine to go back and wag your finger at KGB Line F?
USG: you know it's really hard everyday to be the Great Satan. Therapist: And what have we talked about before? USG: Being a Good Enough Satan.
not hand anything to the russians but this “crossed rubicon” line is bullshit. we’ve given ukraine both intel & arms to help them kill 300k invading russian troops. this is how modern conflict works: you support the dudes currently fighting the guy you don’t like. feel like i’m taking crazy pills
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5mo agoSlotkin: "If Russia is helping to kill US forces, we have crossed a rubicon. We have to take decisive action on that. Instead, we're giving them breaks on oil. They're making a ton of money."
"I'm at the Kurdish Uprising of '91." "I'm at the Bay of Pigs." "I'm at the combination Kurdish Uprising and Bay of Pigs."
Active Measures, LLC@activemeasures.bsky.social · 5mo agoIs there anyone who has read a book or even a newspaper in charge?
