skanking in the pit out in the purple lot while an branch chief plays “keasbey nights” through their subaru outback’s speakers
The consumer doing the heavy marketing and deregulation lift? That’s not how you get affordable or quality services, that’s how you pay a boatload for a steaming pile of - oh, right.
Hey this dude put in a PTO request for April 15th and it just says “The Day of the Sun”?
Adam@adam35.bsky.social · last wk.Which federal agency hired the North Korean lmao
“get the grink a grino!” i shout back over my shoulder as that green motherfucker shoves closed the cabin door against the alpine winter winds. it is 1943 and we have work to do. can’t have the big guy being thirsty. that won’t do. wonder if jim is warm in ryder tonight
weeder@weeder.bsky.social · 4w agoSaying "grino me" and catching an ice cold San Pellegrino
realizing 25% grocery inflation just to subsidize celery
Russell Johnson@russelljohnson.bsky.social · 3y agonew format, Leeloo War Tears
nobody actually likes raw celery and few cook with it in any meaningful way so what the hell is actually going on here
Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social · 2w agoreposting my favorite chart without context
CIA/DO branch manager pacing and fuming, "do we have ANY developmentals who are not unstable extroverts?!!"
gotta be real careful liking replies to the homies have you seen the kind of guys replying to the homies
my dudes, if you come home to a less-glistening rick scott in your driveway, that’s not just the senior senator from Florida - that’s a moderately sentient but substantially evil giant alien chicken wing who created himself a groot suit from an intercepted donation of excised foreskins
can’t wait for this outbreak to end so i can stop running out into the lettuce field to poop all the time
concerned shareholders are saying
Kevin Collier @kevincollier.bsky.social · 3y agoYou should be paid for this
the business of intelligence (2026)
Horkos@wylienewmark.bsky.social · 4w agothe business of intelligence.
drunk as fuck out here pregaming the woolsey funeral with rudy giuliani, louis freeh, and haley barbour
“joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell” (2026)
heaumeau e. rotacism@vashwood.bsky.social · 4w agojoining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
Sources are reporting that James Woolsey’s final words were “Fam I lowkey fell off cuz they zooted me with the Cuba beam”. A U.S. government official, who spoke on condition of anonymity while discussing national security matter, commented “Opps are vicious out here.”
"Hi, yeah, thanks for taking my call. Just wanted to flag a mistake - lines seventeen and eighteen show you spending 71% of your budget on cardigans and detailing minivans." (2026)
Russell Johnson@russelljohnson.bsky.social · last mo."Hi, yeah, thanks for taking my call. Just wanted to flag a mistake - lines seventeen and eighteen show you spending 71% of your budget on cardigans and detailing minivans."
love to remind my adversary’s domestic opposition, at a generational nadir of said adversary’s public support, that there is, in fact, one thing they hate more than my adversary, and that thing is me. (2026)
Russell Johnson@russelljohnson.bsky.social · last mo.love to remind my adversary’s domestic opposition, at a generational nadir of said adversary’s public support, that there is, in fact, one thing they hate more than my adversary, and that thing is me.
love to remind my adversary’s domestic opposition, at a generational nadir of said adversary’s public support, that there is, in fact, one thing they hate more than my adversary, and that thing is me.
anyone can be a poster, if they find their finneas
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
“Ivan Klimov in the study with a burlap sack full of truffles.”
deeply annoying that creative breakthroughs don’t come on schedule from direct work but from things like “open-ended conversations with interesting people” and “doing nothing” (2026)
Cat Manning@catacalypto.bsky.social · last mo.deeply annoying that creative breakthroughs don’t come on schedule from direct work but from things like “open-ended conversations with interesting people” and “doing nothing”
