Really happy to see that the fake name @fungalala.bsky.social made up (that I perpetuated) for this random mascot horror character we thought was funny has now made it to the only 2 wiki pages that exist for them. The most pointless gaslight in history has been mildly successful
calling in sick to work tomorrow cause i drank the dark web gay potion at 3am
ITS DA FUCKIN BANANA ITS DA PRIDE OF DA COMMONWEALTH BAYBEE
on a crimson field: a sable mosquito rampant. a sable mosquito rampant. a sable mosquito rampant. a sable mosquito rampant. a sable mosquito rampant. a sable mosquito rampant. a sable mosquito rampant. a sable mosquito rampant. a sable mosquito rampant. a sable mosquito rampant. a sable mosquito ram
His pathological need to associate himself with whatever people are talking about is one of his funnier traits and only gets better as his brain decomposes. "September 11 is a date that frankly we'll never forget. I was flying one of the planes"
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 11h agoTrump claims that after 9/11, "I went down, I was building a building in New York, and I went down there very shortly thereafter -- the following day, you couldn't go down the same day -- and we worked long and hard"
real RAPENAYSH moments here in the greatest possible satan
Craig Calcaterra@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 11h agoA pedophile worked for the campaign of Ohio GOP Senator Jon Husted. Husted fired him. The pedophile donated money to GOP gov. nominee Vivek Ramaswamy. Ohio's Democratic nominee Amy Acton called out Vivek for accepting the money. Today the brother of the pedophile tried to assassinate Acton.
The perfect woman is hairless, quiet, needs defending and always has on purple eye shadow. Oh sorry, I’m thinking of a baby rodent.
buttonbush helped me put up fake vines all over my apartment thank u buttonbush
De facto legalization of assassination attempts on Democratic candidates seems like a bad development
Wendy Miller@burrowingowl.bsky.social · 12h agoI mean, I'm a public defender, but I would be hard-pressed to argue that my client who was carrying two concealed guns and a taser and knocked two people over "was just trying to talk" to Acton. This is really scary!
watching a video thats currently about a white noise machine being boycotted for being demonic and its apparently largely because people are experiencing pareidolia and hearing voices in the white noise
new us national symbols just dropped NEW US NATL ANIMAL: Castrated hog NEW US CURRENCY: Evil penny NEW US FLAG: Black field. 2/5 to hoist, white skull (weathered, no jawbone). Caption, serif: "YOU" NEW US NATL ANTHEM: "Cease To Exist" and "Rock & Roll Part 2" played simultaneously, sung in the round
season 2 of the rancid HBO wizard kid show having a joanne demanded looney tunes style "the story you're about to see was a product of it's time, these depictions were wrong then, and they're wrong today" disclaimer on all the episodes where they're fucking around in the girls bathroom all the time
why does this actually go so hard LMFAO
he's made of rubber! how did that happen? yo ho ho he took a bite of meth
Friday morning, I was gardening when I checked my phone. A request had gone out for help. For 25+ hours, ICE had been laying siege to a quiet neighborhood in Frederick, MD. Community members were afraid, some didn’t want to leave their homes. ICE vehicles seemed to be lurking on every corner.
giving out free elite top quality daedric circumcisions using a mythic dawn technique the divines DON'T want your to know! by the time im done with you, you will never have had a foreskin to begin with, retroactively erased from your existence
they're all transparently pivoting from 'trans women in sports is bad' to 'women's sports are bad because they're full of lesbians and not-sufficiently-patriarchally-conforming women" a la the playbook the heritage foundation & various right wing media keeps talking about.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 22h agoRiley Gaines: "I went to the WNBA game in Minneapolis. It was a bunch of, like, disgruntled lesbians."
making the rounds of every liquor store in DC with my cloned hegseth ID to get the bulk buy frequent flier massive discounts at checkout its like what they say, the only thing that can stop a bad alcoholic with a military is a good alcoholic with a funny leaked ID
VƎX Werewolf@vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 19h agoAny time any politician tells you that widespread internet age verification is a good idea, shove this article down their throat
Okay, good morning probably. Let's craft mines, and things of that nature. Today I'm vibing in the solo world just to mess around and chill, I think my connection's sour so it's easier. I'm gonna try to get the very basic smelter running!
you'll find most people don't know that haring drew art of his dog characters fucking humans (and vice versa) as an act of sexual defiance. it's awesome
