ive collected all the genders to power a beam that gives sonic dysphoria
🔞Galileo🍉@galafterdark.bsky.social · yesterday"eggman" is a trans guy who dont know it yet
🔞Galileo🍉@galafterdark.bsky.social · yesterday
mayor mamdani declares "the poopman" is no longer welcome in NYC, "downtown will no longer be brown town, the poop man has been banished to our new public restrooms"
reminder that this is my best writing to date and it has ten fully-rendered color illustrations for the low low price of free and there is more on the way. Read It Now
proletkvlt@proletkvlt.bsky.social · 5d agoANGUISH CHAPTER IV: TAKE NO PRISONERS (TAKE NO SHIT) In their brutality and arrogance, the Archons have made themselves vulnerable to the fury of the past. archiveofourown.org/works/708445...
in these end times, you have to manage your expectations, the worse case scenario probably won't happen, but if you can triangulate the DUMBEST and worst case scenarios, thats probably always going to happen and you should plan accordingly
A unicornfish from Raja Ampat, feeding on plankton in open water over a reef. I think this is a sleek unicornfish (Naso hexacanthus) but could be one of its relatives. #MarineLife #Wildlife 🐟🌿
burger king removed the impossible whopper because these days ALL their burgers make you gay, they didnt need just one marketed to do that
BREAKING: the US government has, effective immediately, diverted all funding that would go to medical research or scientific grants and shit into making "A Penis That Can Only Be Used For Evil"
put a whole chicken wing in my mouth, pulled it out completely cleaned. im a fucking animal.
kalshi has 23% odds that president trump says "wobblemeat" in a speech before the end of the year, lock in everyone
silly little orangutan I met at a thrift store, they're coming home as a new friend for buttonbush
kalshi has 23% odds that president trump says "wobblemeat" in a speech before the end of the year, lock in everyone
put a whole chicken wing in my mouth, pulled it out completely cleaned. im a fucking animal.
fella wandering through condensation. wet individual.
silly little orangutan I met at a thrift store, they're coming home as a new friend for buttonbush
fuck man, my new "GAY-I" agent ive been developing went rogue and sucked 12 million dicks before we could stop it!! this is a threat to humanity itself!! you need to give me 200 gorillion dollars to help save humanity!!
before halloween a manosphere influencer will create a patriarchal manly version of wicca and call it "dicca" because of the veneration of the male penis, mostly as an excuse for these dudes to do gay shit while remaining straight (its ok if its to venerate the horned god)
“Anoint his underwear and DECLARE: In the name of Jesus Christ, I come against every assignment of lust, pornography, adultery, and sexual immorality targeting this marriage!” I guess everything’s a fetish if you’re brave enough
Phoenix Calida@phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 2d agoI- Facebook be showing me the weirdest fucking grifters I've ever seen
GLOW PYCNOGONIDS! Sea Spiders that bioluminesce www.sciencenews.org/article/deep...
These deep-sea spiders give off an otherworldly glow
An expedition of a deep-sea trench near Australia uncovered the eerie sea spider specimens, whose glow may have been chronicled in 19th century documents.
sciencenews.org
it is extremely ironic that, even for the guys deputized as a roving secret police to kill other Americans basically at their leisure, the highest form of existence they can conceive of and project is still basically “lifestyle influencer”. Everyone wants to be a fucking Content Creator
Gillian Brockell@gillianbrockell.com · 3d agoThis ICE agent’s entire Instagram feed, “shooter.914,” is guns, watches, energy drinks, and alcohol.
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
The Verge@theverge.com · 3d agoOver the past year, Anthropic has repeatedly flirted with the idea that its AI models could be conscious in some way. In February, Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei said on a podcast, “We don’t know if the models are conscious.”