make the next james bond a cool breeze or the memory of a child's laughter

The Independent@the-independent.com · 8h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

ostentatiously effete. gilded and limp

he's getting closer

Kiss From A Nightmare

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from a few days ago. sorry for fucking up my hair gang

SOME LEVEL OF ABSTRACTION IS DESIRABLE AND EVEN COMEDIC

as someone whose early transition is intimately associated with 'the baeddels' in the public imaginaire, I have to tell you that many of the theoretical lines taken in that milieu at the time are straightforwardly wrong, most then, almost all of them now

jkr's first manifesto was about trans men i feel insane

i hope before he passes, Seal will release the secret of Kiss from a Rose

GIRLS ON HERE: What's wrong bih afraid of me crushing u... tiny mouse 🤣 ME: Of course I am. I am as you say only the size of a mouse GIRLS ON HERE: come to my house bb i promise not to kill u with a brick 😜🧱🩸💦 ME: say it without the emoji GIRLS ON HERE: No

lottie "The Adversary" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️@vaporlight.bsky.social · 3d ago

women are, as we speak, attempting to crush me with bricks like a common spider. Just squish my life out with a big brick

they should invent a way to transmit a kiss via audio and have it work on a laptop speaker but not a phone speaker (the soul of man must rebel even unconsciously against a world in which no new kindnesses remain possible)

i'm taking your it/its snuffbait gf out on a day trip to spirit mountain. she probably expects human sacrifice because, well, you know, white before trans or whatever. but what she's getting is a carton of newports to smoke thru before i let her leave the slot machines

jobs for trans women in 2027 list just leaked -coffeeshop -food service -video game -warehouse -surveillance tech -death machine -jester -sacrifice -unemployed -cormorant

new dark money group "GAYPAC" is boosting white republican homosexual men, in pursuit of turning the country into a white gay ethnostate they call "Greater Jizzrael"

the end of this month or so will actually make about 13 years on hrt for me. woooo

lottie "The Adversary" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️@vaporlight.bsky.social · 2h ago

after having been openly gay for about 12 years, i can now say confidently that gay men are kind of like mediocrely-trained dogs, by turns cheerful and somber, always kind of scared, coiled up under the pressure of latent violence as is normal for the human animal

Illustration to Dante's Divine Comedy, Hell https://www.wikiart.org/en/william-blake/illustration-to-dante-s-divine-comedy-hell-5

guy who likes cooking for guests' dietary restrictions but imprints on the many dinner parties he invites Moby to and expects everyone to have theirs tattooed on their neck

The freak's brain

oh you're going on a date with theo later? Good luck. I hooked up with him once. Yeah, he's all elan in the DMs, but just you wait - he fucks like a papal zouave. Dude pulled out *from the bottom*. Left a stack of scudi on the desk, which I didn't ask for, and which were of course *grossly* devalued

hey man don't look now but i think i see your sworn rival. the one that the prophecy foretold of

wait people were doing discourse about age gaps? what the fuck did i write this giant award-winning web novel about an agp gap for then? when was anyone going to tell me??? the bank's gonna take my house the bank's gonna take my KIDNEYS

fuck tungsten and fuck you

i completely forgot that i wrote this thread and it's a harrowing wander through my ignorant psyche. enjoy it with a friend

lottie "The Adversary" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️@vaporlight.bsky.social · 12mo ago

artificial intelligence fucked my dad and it didn't even get him off. worst, laziest pounding of his life. forgot it was a gay thing halfway through. when it started bellowing out a repetitive numbered list of gods he put his boxers back on and left

CHECK IT OUT DUDES! Restocked @yaster.neocities.org zines in the Gynoid shop, along with a new friend, GUY STUFF. This very heterosexual zine is about two straight bros who are friends. It definitely doesnt get gay at all. tgel and condom not included gynoiddistribution.bigcartel.com/product/guy-...

going to die in hell after taking the estrogen equivalent of stree overlord

lottie "The Adversary" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️@vaporlight.bsky.social · 1h ago

the gas station should have estradiol with a fucked up bootleg version of this image on it which is renowned for killing you instantly

if my father decided to violate the sacred bond of his marriage with a chagpt sybian of some sort i'd be very disappointed in him but also more than a little confused

a rope bondage event lines up completely the wrong kind of instructor. anxious accountant type is sweating bullets to start off, but within five minutes everyone's cheering as he goes off on the real shit about reporting customs duties on shipments of raw jute fiber to the bond issuer