Impossible for me not to read this in the ‘mouth of Sauron’ voice
Wrong Station
@thewrongstation.bsky.social
The Wrong Station is a Canadian horror anthology podcast created and produced by @ajvbotelho.bsky.social, @aewsaxton.bsky.social, and Jacob Duarte Spiel
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
The SUMMER LORE BOOK, 2026 has just dropped over on Patreon. They're all glutting on it over there, getting fat & juicy. Where the heck are you? www.patreon.com/c/thewrongst...
if AI is as important as they say, then services going down just now should have destroyed society. I should be seeing roving bands of maniacs on the street. I should be eating the neighbour's pets to survive.
CANADIANS: RUIN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ANTI-AI PETITION. this is an OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT PETITION and it needs you to verify an email and that's it. do this right now please. thaaaaanks.
Ruby (ft. Jimin)@lapsedbard.bsky.social · 3d agoCANADIANS, this petition to regulate data centers in Canada is open until September 24, please sign! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
what if there was a big red button and if you pressed it thousands of people would be hurt BUT you would also be mildly entertained for an hour a week, 8 weeks in a row?
TyaStar87@tyastar87.bsky.social · 3d agoThis person actually compared Harry Potter to a cure for an incurable disease. This is what passes as intellectual debate. All they have are made up long walk attempted gotchas because to them trans people are not real human beings struggling to survive. Our rights aren't a thought exercise!
the author fee paid to Mr Beast was so high it could’ve funded the assassination of Mr Beast
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 5d ago“Bad news for publisher HarperCollins: The book-buying subset of MrBeast fans appears to be vanishingly small. Two people close to the project say The Most Dangerous Games is on track to be a historic bomb…”
if it's not basswood i'm going to fucking flip out i'm going to go fucking crazy i swear to god
Matt Elliott@graphicmatt.com · 3d agoToronto is putting on a “Kids Vote Weekend” in October, where kids will go to polling locations and vote for one of five candidates running to be Tree of the Year. I will be cancelling all my coverage of the mayoral race and focusing exclusively on this contest. www.toronto.ca/city-governm...
FORBIDDEN INTIMATIONS OF AN ANCIENT WORLD, AN INDESCRIBABLE FUTURE. IN PRODUCTION NOW. THE ELEVENTH SEASON OF WRONG STATION.
I will never obey any evil magic and nothing harmful will happen to me. (CTF1)
turning myself into blond Jared Leto to own the libs
Chris Jackson@chriscjackson.bsky.social · last wk.what a fucking loser
Well I wasn't *planning* to make a blood sacrifice tonight, but when you put it like that...
Mike Myers looks like if Duke Nukem wend through andropause :( :( :(
Nothing is sacred EXCEPT for the right to extract rents
Reading The Long Goodbye after rereading LOTR, and the intense homoeroticism of both texts has me convinced of some things about life in the trenches of WWI
*watching Dolly Parton & Tim Curry tumble over the Reichenbach Falls.* Hm. What the fuck?
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Matt Elliott@graphicmatt.com · 2w agoMy @thestar.com column: Olivia Chow is making big moves to put a team together for a potential second term. But who’s on Team Bradford? The mayor’s main opponent has had trouble finding allies at city hall—where it’s hard to get things done without a strong team. www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
gonna write a story about this island that nobody in Canada ever talks about despite it being 1.5x bigger than PEI. 170 people live there, it has a ton of super old fossils from the first mass extinction, and that’s it.
FORBIDDEN INTIMATIONS OF AN ANCIENT WORLD, AN INDESCRIBABLE FUTURE. IN PRODUCTION NOW. THE ELEVENTH SEASON OF WRONG STATION.
Proving myself an ally to AFAB athletes by showing up at their place of work & provoking confrontations tinged with physical menace
Yes, he writes papers about how we should be eating human flesh. But just because you disagree, doesn’t mean you get to dismiss him as a ‘cannibal’.
The characters me & the boys are playing in #LANCER #BATTLEGROUP. These 3 men are about to bear the burden of countless deaths
We're sorry to announce to our US listeners that the new 50% tariffs will have a major impact on the distribution of Wrong Station. Episodes will now lose 50% of their fluids at the border. That means 50% less blood, yes, but also 50% less pus, ooze, saliva, slime, unmentionable liquids etc.
Whenever I lie I like to punctuate my lies with an ‘it’s a fact’ or ‘that’s the truth’. That way people know my lies are not to be argued with
RFK’s chef carving up the body of Totoro from My Neighbour Totoro. The chyron pops up showing that it costs $0.00/serving
CNN@cnn.com · 2w agoCNN's Tom Foreman follows US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s reality cooking show "Real Food" recipes to see if he can whip up the same dish for the claimed price point.
You can appease him by leaving a bit of milk in the charging port of your phone overnight
michael lutz@ztul.bsky.social · 2y agoin folklore of the british isles this wily internet spirit is referred to variously as "Thomas Goodposts", "Posting Tommy" or "Tom o' the Posts"