This is such an accurate description of muse lol Speaking of placebo… music.apple.com/us/album/run...
a hybrid signal@unknown.garden · 17m agoi realised recently they're basically Placebo for the cishets but goddamn this cover
Sheriff of Portland
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Destroyer of ill-placed apostrophes
a hybrid signal@unknown.garden · 17m agoThe bartender brought me a margarita but says no one is trying to get me drunk
I can't express the real life urgency for Ahmed. He's a real sweet & loving boy who lives in a tent in Gaza with his family who told me he loved me on a video call. Every moment he goes without help, he's in greater danger. From his serious condition, his abdomen is now open. He needs surgery. Give.
Death@insatiableone.bsky.social · 15h ago💔 Please don’t let Ahmed die alone. His abdomen is still open. He cries in unbearable pain, and there is almost no time left for the surgery he desperately needs. We are terrified this may be our last chance. 🙏 Even $5 could help save him. Please, help Ahmed now. chuffed.org/project/mahm...
Well that’s certainly an interesting email to hit season ticket holder inboxes
New Jesus just dropped
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · 14h agoGabe Poirot says he spent 18 days in Heaven and met a Jesus who was six feet tall, made of fire, and overflowing with testosterone. Fox treated this as news. There's no evidence of this. Just a deeply manipulative story and a book to promote. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/a-christia...
Senior Director of Basketball Communications for the Blazers is www.linkedin.com/in/maggie-ya... That ask to be reinstated takes a distinct lack of IQ
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Sean Highkin@highkin.bsky.social · yesterdayStatement from the Trail Blazers in response to Braiden Bell's lawyer publicly asking for his reinstatement as play-by-play broadcaster: "We stand by our statement issued last week and have no further comment at this time. We wish Mr. Bell the best."
I would get high with Brak. Every day
no brain, only alison@alisonborealis.bsky.social · 2d agoI'm watching a ridiculous tv show which has led me to pondering this question: If you could bring any fictional or historical character/individual into your every day life, who would it be? What would you do?
Utah has been eliminated from the Playoffs by virtue of this pass alone
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 2d ago5 minutes into the preseason and Nikola Jokic is throwing behind the back cross-court passes... I needed the replays too
I, unfortunately, do not have the correct B. Robinson, RB, ATL on my teaming I want to hold on to a 19 point lead
Tropic Thunder and Borat were the first movies to make me laugh that hard since Clerks
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2d agoname the film that made you laugh the hardest.
If they are going to allow you to do cocaine at liberty in the game (which I am not against it’s a game for adults) they should also force you to accept the consequences of doing cocaine. It should harm your judgment & performance after a point & also you should have to Get Clean or go to rehab.
IGN@ign.com · 3d agoGTA 6 has received a rating of PEGI 18, revealing mentions of "decapitation," the ability for players to snort cocaine at any time, "scenes of sexual fetishes," and much more.
boss bitch shit, actually do exactly what you want, do it so well they let you keep doing it, and skip all the other shit. I didn't realize she's never toured once in her life????? no one is ever going to make Enya get on TikTok to be more relevant to the youths. she is so free
Interplanetary sociolinguistics “Do make an effort not to pronounce it ‘Your Anus’.” “‘Urinous’, then?”
I bought a six-pack of donuts when a guy next to me said, "You shouldn't eat donuts." I replied, "My grandparents parents lived to be 100." He asked, "Did they eat donuts?" I shot back, "No, they minded their own fkn business."
You know what? I’m actually fuckin sick of this “democrats can’t talk like this” line Maybe you should fucking start instead of wringing your hands for yet another cycle
These people cannot be trusted to vote in their best interests. Ever. They have failed at the most simple task and have driven this country to ruin. They are too stupid to be allowed to have a say in the future of the country. Convince a non-voter to vote. There are LOTS of those.
ceej@ceej.online · 3d ago“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
Seeing Sid, Geno and Letang still playing together is wild shit man. They should have never sent Fleury. Those 4 boys should've stayed together forever
Country singer Zach Bryan wore a “Free Palestine” shirt at his Gillette Stadium show in Massachusetts.
Only once this year did Portland Police’s bias crimes unit open an investigation into something that happened at a Portland Fire game. Give you one guess who was in town
Wire Report@wirereport.bsky.social · 3d agoAmber Cox defends Fever fans after postseason criticism — Prepared statement came at Indiana's season-ending presser 📸 via @YahooSports (X) https://wire.report/article/amber-cox-defends-fever-fans-after-postseason-criticism-2026-10-03?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=mirror&utm_content=wnba
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 4d agoThe Taming of Sméagol Donato Giancola
