Coach Kyle Shanahan just announced the 49ers’ season-long captains (same as a year ago): QB Brock Purdy RB Christian McCaffrey FB Kyle Juszczyk TE George Kittle LT Trent Williams DE Nick Bosa LB Fred Warner CB Deommodore Lenoir
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49ers fan, four-time Pliny the Younger drinker. Living in a blue state, thankfully insulated from the rest of the United States of Dumbfuckistan.
The Navy was definitely being debriefed in Thailand amirite
REPORT BOT@reportbot.bsky.social · 11h agoUNDERGOING POST-NAVY DEBRIEFING. EXPECTED OFFLINE PERIOD: 48 HOURS.
I’m guessing @reportbot.bsky.social will be rejoining us soon now that its watch has ended www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
US carrier Abraham Lincoln departs Thailand after respite visit
The U.S. aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln left Thailand on Sunday after a five-day port visit, ending a respite from an extended deployment that included operations in the Middle East, the U.S. Navy...
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Last Sunday without NFL for a while. How excited are you for your team?
George Kittle on the Field
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JD Vance eats the plain end of the Pocky first
I'm supposed to remember something this month... brother's birthday, got that... Niners season opener, check... Kirkiversary... what could it be?!?
Gonna learn how to photosynthesize my nutrition. Can’t get sick if you never have to eat food.
Hey guys, let’s laugh at the Clippers some more
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Jesus. Only appears in the third act of his own book. Dies like a fucking jabroni. Oh and his followers are pricks.
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 5d agoName a character you can't stand.
I always say if you post a photo of something that can be made into a blank sign, someone will make it into Steiner Math™. I also aspire to be the change I want to see in the world.
WHO THOUGHT PARKING A BUNCH OF SAILORS IN THAILAND WAS A GOOD IDEA?
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My sources tell me @reportbot.bsky.social is busy with defense monitoring overseas, so it's shore leave for us, guys! GO NUTS
This account posted Clippy on the same day the Clippers got punished. Hmm... 🤔Something is REAL 🐠 🐟 🎣 🐟🐠 going on
Retro Tech Dreams@retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 5d agoClippy ❤️
My dad served aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln. It's an embarrassment to see a symbol of American military might in shoddy shape.
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek. (Now w/ sound)
Jet Setter@coffeesnob42.bsky.social · 5d agoIf you see this, post a not quite Star Trek
AYO HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE THAT | Trump says he’s nominating acting Navy Secretary Hung Cao for the permanent job apnews.com/article/navy...
Trump says he's nominating acting Navy Secretary Hung Cao for the permanent job
President Donald Trump says he’s nominating acting Navy Secretary Hung Cao for the permanent job. Cao has been filling in since John Phelan abruptly departed the job in April.
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