"ur so confident how u do it?" Don't be fooled by the sunglasses and the attitude. Trust me, I've got enough demons rattling around my head to keep me occupied for several eternities. Everyone's fighting something, even the ones who look like they've got the whole bloody universe under control.
"Did the snake cult in ancient egypt have anything to to with you?" Nah. 𓁇༺𓆙༻𓁋
After our little walk today Aziraphale and I felt like spending the evening in our greenhouse lounge. So while the angel prepared something to nibble, I went down to the cellar and fetched us an exquisite vintage. ... Right now we're both lying on our back and hold hands. Bliss. 🍁🏡🍁
The shopkeeper said, "Oh, I'd imagine you'd have some grand memories, Mr. Fell. You musta been a real fancy child!" Everyone laughed and I said, "Well, I'm certain I was!" But it made me quite sad, because I had no clue what type of child I might have been, because I'd never been a child at all.
Daydreamed of Aziraphale licking cream off his upper lip over and over again... Took a cold shower afterwards. 🔥✨🔥
Forgot to tell you lot about our "run-in" the last time Aziraphale @azfell-esq.bsky.social and I were in London. Some of you might still remember the incident from last year? Anyway, we were just about to cross the street, where the bakery was still located, when a young woman called out to us.
Anyway, I was strolling past this bakery when I cought sight of a young woman attempting to assemble a bagel with the sort of terrified concentration usually reserved for disarming bombs. Her boss was yammering at her nonstop. The whole place reeked of fear, and not the fun kind.
Autumn comes to the cottages with carpets of apple rot that sour the air with vinegar tang. Comes in a dressing of the year not in green gowns, but wounded rags of brown. It comes as a fear of early darkness. A terror of hungry spirits that rush the path. – #DAKilory, 1982
The ducks seem to like their new duck house. Good. Aziraphale proved to be good at handling a hammer. Lawrence. That's the name of the hammer. Angel's hammer. 🍁🦆🔨🍁
Aziraphale and I are in the Big Town right now. We got everything we needed and found a hammer for angel. He’s happy. 🐍🔨🐍
The cats have been following the angel around all day today, heads held high. Quite a sight. 🐍🐈🐈⬛🐍
*lifts Addercrombie with his left hand, takes close look* Open ya snout, I need to see ya fangs. *hears Addercrombie hiss, hisses back at adder* Ya told me something’s wrong with ya bloody fangs, I need to see them! *watches adder open snout, nods, offers index finger* Bite down!
It’s moments like these we both, Aziraphale and I, enjoy the most. Silly? Maybe. But we no longer have to pretend. We no longer have to hide our feelings for each other. We can be Us now. —— And yes, it’s me who wins the game most of the time. (Don’t tell him I said that 😈)
👼: Crowley, enough !! I give! I give! You win! 😈: What was that, angel? Didn't hear you. -- They are in a silly mood this morning. 🙂↕️ -- Thought I'd leave something cute here before I start working on my Kinktober post. 🤣 #Goodomens #Goodomensfanart #Aziraphale #Crowley #Aziracrow #southdownscottage
Dinner at The Ritz. @azfell-esq.bsky.social looks gorgeous! 🐍 🍽️ 🥂 🍽️ 🐍 ꧁⎝ ༺✧༻ ⎠꧂
Right. To the ladies who keep following me and sending invitations to tell them about my kinks: There’s exactly one angel who knows all about those things in any sort of detail, and that’s Aziraphale @azfell-esq.bsky.social (Mr A.Z. Fell). So, you’re wasting your effort - and get blocked! Ngk!
Every time we’re in London, Aziraphale starts telling me about all the books he wants to take home with us. Gets all excited about it. Eyes lighting up, hands waving about, the whole lot. And my response is always the same. “No.” But of course, he always gets to win the game, and it reminds me of…
Lunch with our Soho friends ✔️ Talking business with bookshop manager: they’re still talkin’. Next: going shopping in London Gonna make myself comfortable here…
‘S way to early… *watches @azfell-esq.bsky.social tapping on his phone, slithers closer, rests head on angel’s chest, closes serpentine eyes* ‘S perfect… *puts phone aside*
Turtleneck season is back. Almost. Just sayin’. 🐍🍁🐍
*closes greenhouse door, turns and saunters back to the house* Smells good, angel. *approaches Aziraphale from behind, closes arms around angel* Both you and dinner!
They really deserve their morning in bed 💛 #goodomens #goodomensart #goodomensfanart #ineffablehusbands