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Today I: Threaded a needle successfully on the first try Cried These things are unrelated
I've never made a readme.txt that I needed to be read so badly
The Execution of All Things has been there when nothing else is man
I just found out the mayor is coming to my work today to eat cookies
No Reservations episode with Tony and Michael K Williams 🥺
Been thinkin about ants a lot lately, like, daily Ain't even seen one in months
I can't sleep so watching Dr Quinn and there's literally an episode from 1993 that's basically about the evils of fracking, Dr Mike was ahead of her time
Just finished my first entry on the new diaryland with "Days are dumb, nights are short. I sweat more than I'd like, but I sleep better than I deserve How can I complain?"
Feels like I already know how Joe Pesci would pronounce "cauliflower"
Listen here pal: ya play with water, you're gonna get wet
Just how you can change the skin color of emojis, you should be able to change what type the bird emoji is: a cardinal, a sparrow, a robin, a blue jay
Years later, I still think about the night my ex refused to believe me that the Frasier theme song had lyrics. I had to look them up, THEN play the opening credits as evidence 🚩 Some breakups age like fine wine
On this, the new Vince Staples is sincerely one of the best rap over rock albums I've ever heard, and definitely my favorite of his recent releases The trifecta of videos (watch them in order) are raw, the album bangs, I can't even count how many times I've listened to it since release
"Punk Rocky" is a stellar and standout track until you realize that it's simply watered-down Camu Tao
"Punk Rocky" is a stellar and standout track until you realize that it's simply watered-down Camu Tao
There should be something like storage wars but for nft collectors
15 years ago you could just shout "kush be that fragrance!" into a microphone and get a record deal. Now you've gotta sound like a computer
I'm tired of waiting for them to unlock the glass case with the shampoo, dish soap is basically the same thing