ask your doctor if daily ritual bloodletting is right for you

i could save myself a lot of time if just put the bag of spinach directly in the bin when i get home from the store

at times like this we must ask ourselves: where did i put my keys

im a gas station 10

i keep forgetting is bisexual twice a sex, or once every other sex?

People talk a lot about the causes of declining birth rates, but it's really simple. People used to need enough kids to put on a touring Shakespeare production - maybe six, even eight. But with the rising popularity of Samuel Beckett? Two is sufficient.

ah heck hold my beer (lives an honest and virtuous life)

guys sometimes i feel NetworkError when attempting to fetch resource

all my worst drafts are just jokes i never came up with

richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d ago

post your worst draft

unexamined wife, unexamined life

is there an uncle psychotics

Is there a Mr interpreting my post?

i just tired out my arms... and boy are my arms tired

[trying to get the voodoo meeting back on track] let's put a pin in this for now

we need a quick touch base RE: Kevin

"this changes everything" babe, everything changes everything

please sir my vibes are very chopped

Argos news is on it

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I achieved total detachment from all desire but started desiring again just because I don't run from the grind

The hills are alive with the six of seven

time to sleep and teethgrind, gangster

you couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. you couldn't even make it to lunch without breaking down

People don't realise that the ONLY way to make a faithful adaptation of a text with a Cyclops in it is to make it middlebrow.

how it feels to have to get up when you're so comfy