jawnny truant
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Shake your tambourine go & get yourself a whistle https://linktr.ee/gothicdolphins
I forgot that I made an "intruder alert" for my place that announces, "So, you have chosen death", then turns off all the lights before cranking the volume and playing "Meditation II" by Urfaust
I really would've thought bringing a gun to a knife expo might've gone better than that
An interesting cap to the evening - after a couple fill in shifts at my friend's bar running the kitchen on my weekend from my regular job, helped out a stranger via Reddit who doesn't have use of their arms or hands do some organizing and set up a mouse that uses mouth control in far east Portland
I love it when I see a crow or a pigeon use a crosswalk on terrestrial land
Been reading Mike's memoir, Scenes from My Life this past week. The most beautiful souls have so much struggle
jawnny truant@gothicdolphins.bsky.social · last mo.No Reservations episode with Tony and Michael K Williams 🥺
Small animal tip: keep a busted old sweater or shirt perpetually in your laundry rotation Every time you wash and dry, bring that dryer-hot piece of clothing to your pet's bed and let them get down. My chihuahua gets 2 shirts every wash cycle, to the point that he's stoked I'm even doing laundry
Dogs can read palms; they just don’t have any way of telling us
Today I: Threaded a needle successfully on the first try Cried These things are unrelated
I've never made a readme.txt that I needed to be read so badly
The Execution of All Things has been there when nothing else is man
I just found out the mayor is coming to my work today to eat cookies
No Reservations episode with Tony and Michael K Williams 🥺
Been thinkin about ants a lot lately, like, daily Ain't even seen one in months
I can't sleep so watching Dr Quinn and there's literally an episode from 1993 that's basically about the evils of fracking, Dr Mike was ahead of her time
Just finished my first entry on the new diaryland with "Days are dumb, nights are short. I sweat more than I'd like, but I sleep better than I deserve How can I complain?"
Feels like I already know how Joe Pesci would pronounce "cauliflower"
Listen here pal: ya play with water, you're gonna get wet
Just how you can change the skin color of emojis, you should be able to change what type the bird emoji is: a cardinal, a sparrow, a robin, a blue jay