Christopher L. Keller
@chrislkeller.com
Award-winning journalist for The Associated Press. Stretch-4 putting in work on the offensive and defensive glass. Aspiring to play lead and rhythm guitar. My posts disappear.
I don’t like ghooosts. I find them spooooky.
Ultimate Man shook my hand and then told me exactly how I was going to die.
I was today years old when I realized RECAP is PACER spelled backwards.
I love never knowing how much fuel is going to cost me on any given day. It makes me feel… stable.
Internal AP style memo coming to my inbox in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump signs order directing interior secretary to rename Lake Ontario to 'Lake America' as Canada trade war persists.
I know his role in Rocky Horror Picture Show is better known, but for me and my sister, Tim Curry will always be Wadsworth the Butler... "Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one."
At a store over the weekend, my son and I approached an escalator that wasn't working, and I just said out loud, "Escalator temporarily stairs," and from out of nowhere I heard someone say "Sorry for the convenience" and my hope for the future grew 10 fold.
Using LLMs in Data Journalism Can Be Trustworthy, If These Five Elements Are In Your Methodology. A great read by @jeremybmerrill.com www.ire.org/2026/08/13/u...
Using LLMs in Data Journalism Can Be Trustworthy, If These Five Elements Are In Your Methodology
Using LLMs in Data Journalism Can Be Trustworthy, If These Five Elements Are In Your Methodology By By Jeremy B. Merrill, The Washington Post | Published August 13, 2026 .byline { font-size: 1.7rem; c...
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say what you will about the myriad valid concerns with current LLMs but I personally will never get over the fact that Aaron Swartz was prosecuted to his literal death for downloading JSTOR and then a decade later, they downloaded & ingested the entire world and our IP laws just went ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The AI discourse I'd like to be having, what I think is missing (especially among more "pro"-AI spaces), is things like the ethics of different models and different types of models and the provenance of their training data. The ethics of models that run on local hardware vs data centers. Etc...
Using AI helps people get higher grades and get their work done faster, but they learn less & suffer on actual exams I saw this in my own large Intro Psych class: -the exam average is 85% -after AI, it shot up to 95% -after I made the final in person it went to 68% www.economist.com/graphic-deta...
This is the prevailing story of our time when it comes to wildfires.
Latest from me, mapping the damage from the Spokane fires: wapo.st/3RY4KKC
@erinosmon.bsky.social - Just finished “Won’t Back Down” and wanted to drop a note of thanks. Came to it for Petty & Mellencamp and left listening to Lucinda Williams & diving back into Bonnie Raitt. As a Gen X Midwesterner and an LA ex-pat please accept my big freakin high five.
FYI THE LOTTERY FOR MARCH XMAS (DEC 2026) BEGINS 8/1/26. Last call to enter: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Aw man, such incredibly sad news about Glen Hansard! What a huge loss of poetic curiosity, vocal peerlessness, musical creativity, and genuine connective kindness. He turned our 45-minute interview into a two-hour hang and had the greatest boom of a laugh. youtu.be/FCxT0CnOq9s
Glen Hansard - "Her Mercy"
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Shit news to wake up to today… Count myself blessed to have seen Hansard perform and wow me a couple of times. “Well, you have suffered enough And warred with yourself It's time that you won”
Glen Hansard, the Frames frontman and 'Once' star who won an Oscar for Best Original Song, has died at 56 following a motorcycle crash in Dublin. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
If it’s from Hatch, it’s chile with an E not an I, but we’ll forgive you on this one…
You're telling me we may, coincidentally, have two different outbreaks at the same time?
New: State health officials say parsley and cilantro appear to be linked to surging cyclospora cases in North Carolina The disclosure comes as the FDA says it’s investigating a new outbreak linked to an unidentified source. Unclear if the two are related www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
Brezhnev took Afghanistan And Begin took Beirut Galtieri took the Union Jack And Maggie, over lunch one day Took a cruiser with all hands Apparently to make him give it back www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzIQ...
Pink Floyd - Get Your Filthy Hands Off My Desert / Southampton Dock (1983)
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World Cup final between two teams that believe very strongly in their home country's claims to various British-controlled rocks despite referendums revealing that 99% of citizens would like to remain British
The fun thing about an 8:15 sunrise here is the mountains add another 20 minutes of shadow.
Gross
A look at 17,560 comments submitted in response to an application for air quality permits for the Project Jupiter data center in New Mexico shows more than 50% contain language touting economic benefits that exactly matches boilerplate text made available on an Oracle & STACK Infrastructure website.
kids today will never know the visceral thrill of putting “Total Eclipse” on ipod ∞ repeat and belting out the lyrics with friends with the windows down goodnight sweet princess 👑 www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/a...
Bonnie Tyler, Who Sang ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart,’ Dies at 75
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Farewell to Bonnie Tyler, 1951-2026... read interviews with the lung-shredding Welsh power balladeer on RBP. www.rocksbackpages.com/Library/Arti... #BonnieTyler
Y'all, Mercury is still in retrograde until July 23... Act appropriately.
LOL Boston airport is now selling ranch dressing after security for departing European passengers!
I’m a character in Oz, on One Tree Hill and in an Arthur Miller play… but the real me is a hallucination.
fun? I am in there. intheweights.com
[algae expert cracks her knuckles] “this is my time to shine”
evenly and at a high enough dose to completely kill the algae. Typically you'd want a dose of 10-20 mg/L of H2O2 depending on the bloom density. Since they used 12% H2O2, that would be at least 600-1200 gallons for this pool. I don't know how much they applied, but I doubt it was that much. 9/19
Rio Grande through ABQ is dry. Earth is shaking south of the city. Normal stuff.