Hit a paywall on that dogshit ‘Lonesome Dove’ blog and started grinning like Jake Spoon when he sees a card game with an empty chair
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I write about courts, democracy, media, and the raccoon family living in a tree behind my house. Bluesky’s ONLY fantasy football guru. EIC @ballsandstrikes.org, more writing at jaywillis.net.
NEWS: Eagles-Jags is on TV this morning and the 5-year-old has identified Steve Mariucci as Donald Trump
When you teach boys how to pee standing up and outside, it’s essential to also convey that this should be a clandestine activity. This post brought to you by the doorbell video clip of my 3-year-old son wordlessly walking outside, dropping his pants, and peeing all over the front patio.
Cal leading by 5 points and coming out in the “five guys defending the goal line” defense with *10 seconds left* and the ball on the Cal 27 was one of the funniest plays I’ve ever seen. Just conceding 20 yards and a Virginia Tech first and goal to win the game for no reason. Beautiful.
The color guy for the Cal game was the baby brother in the family down the street from me. His oldest brother coached my eighth grade basketball team and he’d toddle around on the sidelines all practice. Anyway, I am one million years old.
“This guy sucks and we are trading him. Where, you ask? Doesn’t matter, don’t worry about it” is, if nothing else, extremely funny
An absolutely exquisite experience is getting pulled over in the freeway carpool lane, only to hit the trooper with the SURPRISE 3-YEAR-OLD
One of my pet theories in politics is that the first Democratic candidates to realize that "the Supreme Court is broken and I will vote on day one to add seats" is a good and popular message are going to absolutely smash
This Supreme Court Keeps Making Supreme Court Expansion More Popular
Voters do not like the Supreme Court, and they want representatives who are going to do something meaningful about it.
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Feels to me like the U.S. government livestreaming the shooting death of a guy in a wheelchair is going to be in all the history books, and hopefully framed as the end of an era that was very bad, and not the start of an era that was much, much worse
Kind of a buried lede in the results of this Supreme Court approval rating poll from Marquette: Overall support for Supreme Court expansion, which even Democratic politicians were dismissing as "radical" just a few years ago, is now at 53 percent today.marquette.edu/2026/09/marq...
Please make my epitaph "few things put the fear of God in me like seeing that Jay texted me a screenshot of some news article and 'lmfao'"
Every time @jaywillis.net blind quotes me from a SCOTUS pundit and/or professor, it is SUCH a spin-the-wheel adventure — and half the time I end up screaming.
Josh Blackman's latest bootlicking blog post about very unfair media coverage of Samuel Alito has me concerned that Josh Blackman, um, might have missed some important personnel changes at the Supreme Court reason.com/volokh/2026/...
Pretty dishonest for Puck to describe Supreme Court expansion as an "unpopular position that could motivate the GOP base and alienate independents" when *the very same post* cites a poll finding support for expansion at +6 overall and +12 among independents puck.news/the-dems-cou...
Conservative activists are chipping away at the Supreme Court’s decision in Obergefell because Alito told them exactly how to do it.
Sam Alito Wants You to Forget How the Conservative Legal Movement Always Works
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Alito doesn't need to cast a vote to overturn Obergefell. He's already shown conservative activists how to keep chipping away at it
Sam Alito Wants You to Forget How the Conservative Legal Movement Always Works
Activists are chipping away at the Supreme Court’s decision in Obergefell because Alito told them exactly how to do it.
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One of the 5-year-old’s soccer coaches is out of town so I filled in at practice tonight. Most humbling 45 minutes of my life. Broke up two crying scuffles over the orange cone. Some blood. Never really reestablished possession. I need to lie down for a while.
Sam Alito's assurances that Obergefell is safe are sort of undermined by the last five decades of the conservative legal movement
Sam Alito Wants You to Forget How the Conservative Legal Movement Always Works
Activists are chipping away at the Supreme Court’s decision in Obergefell because Alito told them exactly how to do it.
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I grudgingly find this refreshing because for once we have a Supreme Court justice acknowledging that judges are real people who have policy preferences, not magical law wizards who never think about politics
We definitely do not have to worry about this.
Here is a practice point for my fellow Content Creators out there: When you send readers an email asking them to subscribe to your work, it is very, very important to include a link to the sign-up page in that email
Here Is How You Can Subscribe to Balls & Strikes (For Real This Time)
A special announcement from me, a guy who has spent a decade in digital media and is apparently still learning how hyperlinks work.
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I don't think the Supreme Court is going to get rid of same-sex marriage tomorrow, but when the justice who says that overturning a landmark case is "not realistic" is the *same guy who wrote the opinion overturning Roe v. Wade*, you should not take anything he says seriously
Sam Alito Wants You to Forget How the Conservative Legal Movement Always Works
Activists are chipping away at the Supreme Court’s decision in Obergefell because Alito told them exactly how to do it.
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Pretty wild to see Alito describe reliance on Obergefell as "much more concrete" than reliance on Roe v. Wade, because Roe was merely about "women's ideas about the kind of society that they were going to live in." If it's a Ladies Issue, he just doesn't give a shit. www.cbsnews.com/news/samuel-...
I believe Sam Alito wants and hopes to stay on the Supreme Court. Given that he is a lifelong Republican who loves Trump and can't stop flying coup-adjacent flags above his various homes, I also believe that if Democrats win the Senate, he is going to think very, very hard about quitting.
Supreme Court’s Alito Will Stay Even If Democrats Win Senate (1)
Justice Samuel Alito said he plans to remain on the Supreme Court even if Democrats capture the Senate in next month’s midterms, dismissing speculation that he might quickly retire to ensure Donald Tr...
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ME WINNING A FAAB BID: I am the savviest fantasy football player of all time. This player is a potential league-winner. No one understands the market like me. ME LOSING A FAAB BID: Wow. Egregious overpay. I mean, I like the player, but not at THAT price, am I right? Really shocking stuff.
I think they’re going to like the personal statement I wrote
Well, that is certainly a way of picking a law school dean that will produce a result.
Since Sam Alito's book comes out today, here is your reminder that his publisher, Hachette, has a whole website condemning bans of LGBTQ-themed books as "especially concerning," even as it publishes a sitting Supreme Court justice who supports those bans ballsandstrikes.substack.com/p/sam-alitos...
Sam Alito’s Publisher Wants You to Buy the Children’s Books He Just Made It Easier to Ban
The author of Mahmoud v. Taylor is writing a book for a publisher that calls the push to ban books with LGBTQ characters an attack on “one of the most important foundations of a free society.”
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Here is my best pitch for subscribing to Balls & Strikes for the rock-bottom price of $50/year: If you do it, you will make Sam Alito's day appreciably worse
Finally, You Can Pay Money to Balls & Strikes
What better way to mark the start of a new Supreme Court term than doing your part to make legal journalism less awful?
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My take on the Court's actions last week and the necessity of jurisdiction-stripping in response:
"If the Court will not treat capital cases with the care they deserve, the American people should ensure that it can no longer stop other courts from doing so."