And while you're sleeping I'll try to make you proud so, Daddy, won't you just close your eyes Don't be afraid It's my turn to chase the monsters away I miss my dad.

When you see a booty so fine it makes you forget what reality is Call that phatassmagoria

The next Zelda game's core premise. It wouldn't make LESS sense...

Alien visitation believers are right up there with flat-Earth believers, in that you clearly understand nothing about physics or cosmology, and I fully endorse people mercilessly making fun of you. You deserve to feel bad for your insane credulity.

My comment on the current administration: "I look forward to their eventual obituaries, one and all. I shan't be involved in facilitating them, but I will read each with great pleasure."

Okay, that's pretty funny.

I haven't looked at Penny Arcade in years, but the art has turned into a parody of itself. It almost looks like Gabe trained an AI on his art and it's hallucinating.

I don't know how many of you are nerdy enough to get this, but I wager some of you are.

Share what you love. It helps.

🦁 Johan "Singa" Yusof ジョハン • "シンガ" • ユソフ 🦁@johansinga.doras.to · 9h ago

When Davsound put out amazing remasters of the Castlevania Dominus Collection games' OSTs, I had to get them and support him as well. Kudos to him for making Rhapsody of the Forsaken almost seven minutes long too. Thank you @priceofreason.bsky.social for introducing me to Davsound. 🙏🏽

Most of you have never heard baby kakapo noises, but I'd wager you've heard someone pulling a long strip of packing tape, and that's almost as good. But for verification...

2011 Kakapo chicks

YouTube video by Kakapo Recovery

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Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...

This seems useful... possibly because some folks insist on reposting anime feet pics.

The Verge@theverge.com · yesterday

Bluesky is giving you another way to control your feeds. www.theverge.com/tech/977581/...

This feels like something @thegamersician.com should absolutely not be allowed to know about. Nobody tell him!

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · yesterday

Cult of PiN is $12.74 on Steam (1.0 launch discount) buff.ly/rljjmLL

If you are at all fond of early-2000s trance, I strongly recommend giving this a listen. It tingles.

Xtravaganza Mix - Mixed By Alex Gold

YouTube video by ILoveMusic

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Food is like dick. If it's not going in your mouth, it's none of your business what it tastes like, and it's fucking weird to have an opinion on one you have no intention of eating.

Reading this shortened my telomeres.

I try not to be the asshole I was in my twenties. But sometimes I hear a YouTuber speak and all I can think is, "You sound like someone trying (badly) to mimic Kermit the Frog and Pee-Wee Herman simultaneously." I have a long way to go.

I wanna take a moment to shout out some INCREDIBLE effects work in the Masters of the Universe movie. Skeletor's face, specifically. 🧵

This made me smile.

Yuuuuuuup. Canon is bullshit and people are dumb for caring about it.

Genius.

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · yesterday

If anyone saw the pains I just took to get something from the fridge while avoiding disturbing the cat curled up on my lap, they'd have thought me insane. They would not have been wrong, though. Just saying.

Unvetted, but this would probably be the best choice they could make. Trying to negotiate with Trump is a fool's errand, and they are not fools.

Angry@angrystaffer.bsky.social · yesterday

Iran is now publicly talking about what I’ve been saying since this war started: They’re trying to Jimmy Carter him, and he’s letting it happen while telling everyone he’s winning.

Some mornings, kitty kisses and snuggles are all that make life bearable.

Does anyone know where I might find high-quality scans of the liner notes of 90s SNK soundtrack releases?

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.