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Uh. Avatar Seven Havens might be the best hook to a cartoon I've ever seen?
I just saw someone refer to aegosexuality as a "fork" of asexuality like what the fuck are we maintaining a github repository now
“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest
Who are these psychopaths out there cooking chicken breast for "5-7 minutes until done?" What are you cooking on, a flamethrower?
Talking about playing classic MMOs like WoW Forever with people is like being told there used to be a guy outside Walmart who'd kick you in the dick and take half your groceries, and ever since they arrested Doug Dick-kicker and allowed you to keep all your groceries, I'm weird for shopping there.
I'm trying to find a house that's in my price range and it's like "People are DYING to pay $150k for this not-haunted shed on 0.08 feet of land!" and it's very obviously got an axe murderer in the Zillow picture.
Jim Henson would have been 90 (yup, you read that right: NINETY) years old today. You can celebrate his life by celebrating creativity, diversity, peace, imagination, and silliness.
There's a new Planet Zoo game in development and it always amuses me how many people are like "Oh, the flatbilled yellow Derringer's scrunklus! My favorite!" Okay, listen, I'm not a zoologist or anything myself, but...how'd you even find out about that creature?
...summer days are growing colder We'll know better when we're older...
I'm actually a little scared by what a renewal of Blizzard games looks like. What if I love it? What if it's everything I ever wanted? What if it's just this one time, just this once, things work out and aren't the shittiest version of what they could be? Then I gotta go back to everything else.
I swear, if Blizzard unionizes, then makes the best sequels to their games that make their IPs worthwhile again, and I get to play a WarCraft game I give two shits about, I'm going to fall apart. Like full-blown Anton Ego at the end of Ratatouille flashbacks playing WarCraft 3 in 2026, y'all.
WarCraft 3: Forsaken Kingdom is everything that I want from WarCraft, but like, 15 years too late? It's good so far, I'm in love with revisiting THIS SPECIFIC TIME PERIOD of WarCraft. But it's still like...okay, wow, fifteen years later? How dare you come to me now, when I am this?
In mythologies where the ancestors hang around and watch over you, do you think they have to take courses on staying up to date with modern language? Like, imagine 400 year old ancestors tried to comprehend whatever you're talking about in internet slang.
I always love when a franchise embraces the "I am the thing in the vents" energy. Isaac is to Necromorphs as Samus is to Space Pirates.
Three Metroid games in under a decade? What is this feeling? Is it...hope?
@thebacklogs.bsky.social Hey Lemon, here's some Onimusha: Way of the Sword challenge run suggestions! No Upgrades (essentially, level 1 run) Issen Only (only issen counter moves allowed, Issen Break allowed) Bow Only (good luck)
Onimusha: Way of the Sword highlights a very cool trajectory for Japanese translations over the past 20-odd years. In the first game, the English translation called them "ogres" and "demons" because they were the literal meanings. Now, western audiences can understand stuff like "oni" and "genma."
This Dara-San of the Reiwa Era anime is like playing chicken with the worst kind of perverts. At any moment this show could swerve into full-blown "Oh, gross." But it doesn't. Or hasn't. I'm still not sure. And it's not even the massive snake titties. Those're fine.
I WANT to be biased. I WANT to have my views inclined towards human liberty, dignity, progress, and comfort. I WANT to think that sacrificing these things for anything else is bad. I don't need to give "Maybe children shouldn't eat" any room to take hold.
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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