Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE)
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The alter-ego of @TheHumanMgr.bsky.social Likes: music, Oregon/DC sports, games, baking, travel, Bru the dog. Dislikes: bad faith arguments, blue drinks, and the Washington Huskies. @thecore28 everywhere but here
Amazingly, I can still win this fantasy match - while getting zero points from my QB - if Luther Burden goes off. So far, my hopes, they are up
MATT HALLOWEEN IS OVER I DID NOT NEED THAT JUMP SCARE AT THE END youtu.be/rIo_AKwhuro?...
SEC Roll Call - Week 9 (2026)
YouTube video by Matt Mitchell
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Wow sure would be nice if people could, oh, I don’t know, just mail in their votes right about now huh
VoteHub@votehub.com · 4h agoWidespread precipitation is forecast for Election Day tomorrow, with rain expected across a broad swath of the country, including parts of Texas, Kansas, Iowa, Florida, Minnesota, and Michigan’s Upper Peninsula.
Oh you mean because complications in childbirth are exponentially higher in black folks because we have an institutionally racist healthcare system right …right? *touches earpiece* Ah.
Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 4h agoOhio Gov. candidate Vivek Ramaswamy claims that "a Black baby" is "probably safer in the streets of Chicago than in the womb of his own Black mother"
Ugh can someone please just call me back on one of these jobs I am so sick of my shitty friends cancelling plans on me because I’m broke Even the retail places are rejecting me because I’m “overqualified” YES I AM VERY MUCH SO I DON’T GIVE A FUCK I JUST NEED A PAYCHECK
You know what’s pretty funny about this election? If you didn’t look at the ballot in Oregon you would have NO IDEA that Jeff Merkley was actually running for Senate reelection. Absolute silence on the airwaves
This is great but this initiative in CO cracked me up for some reason because the reasoning could go either way here “stop making everything so fucking complicated” vs “no, I am not putting ‘no mor tax’s plz’ on the ballot”
Taniel@taniel.bsky.social · 11h agoAre you ready for tomorrow? Reminder: My midterms cheat sheet features 670+ races—up and down the ballot. Print it, read it, color it, frame it. You can use it to follow Congress, of course, but also state trifectas, referendums, sheriffs, judges, & more. boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...
I GOT TO SEE THE COMMANDERS WIN A FOOTBALL GAME EXCELLENT WEEKEND
Hey they’re playing Jesus Loves me at the stadium!
Sorry the Commanders will have a 25% chance to win the division Down so bad
Eagles fans don’t despair, you are still playing the dumbest team in the league, you are absolutely still in this
Can I just say that I am so relieved the new stadium is going to be at the old RFK site, some of the other places they were going for were just absurd
How the hell do you have an illegal formation on a field goal
They’re lucky we didn’t send the frogs to catch hands
Théo@tlpavlich.gay · 24h agoPlease let this sink in bc it makes me so emotional: Portland fans traveled to Seattle, their bitterest rivals, to reinforce and support the supporters against the interloper transphobes that planned to disrupt the last home Reign game. When we say "expect us all" we mean it.
“Washington is still it it” Mike they’re up by 3
I am telling you the NWSL is absolutely not where you want to try this clown shit you think WNBA arenas were mean to you well you clearly don’t know about supporters sections in soccer and I can’t help you with that terminal lack of ball-knowing
Katrina Lehto@lithera.bsky.social · yesterdaySo. It looks like some of those XX XY bigots showed up. Sort of? There might be... six of them? They're brigaded by trans flags.
When he transferred to Oregon the first words out of my mouth were “you sure about that Dan” and yeah I guess he was
Amanda Mull@amandamull.bsky.social · yesterdayWe’re all gonna have to talk about whether or not Bo Nix is a good quarterback for the next 10 years and some of us have already been doing that since like 2017 or whatever
Chip finally got his wish, he’s relevant in the NFL
Nick Baumgardner@nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · yesterdayDrew Petzing borrowing from Chip Kelly and Northwestern (Tom Brady does not watch CFB)
Well that’s what I get for putting Lamar back in my fantasy lineup, this week is already cooked and it’s not even 10:30