Lauren Damon
@laurendamon.bsky.social
I've been told I have a purposeful stride. Here to shout about things I like.
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Kevin J. O’Connor, who played Beni Gabor in 1999's THE MUMMY, has joined the cast of THE MUMMY 4. Brendan Fraser & Rachel Weisz will star. From directors Radio Silence. In theaters October 15, 2027.
Using my day off to catalog all Ryan Gosling’s Project Hail Mary silly little tee shirt options because I am a good friend to @summerhop.bsky.social
I’ve no emotional attachment to Practical Magic—it’s fun, it’s fine—but the recasting of the daughter to be younger instead of keeping Evan Rachel Wood legit sucks. All because the leads don’t want to accept they, too, aged? Would totally take me out of it, such a sour note. (The ads have started).
Best cameo BTW in #spiderman was the 1997 feature film Men In Black playing on that lady’s TV
Still thinking about the border collie that flopped his head on my lap on my bus commute after work. Extremely great bus ride, 10/10, more sweet dogs on my commute please.
A deep #Loki cut here but they should have let this actor cameo in the new #Spiderman . He was quite good at a *certain* kinda acting.
Tom Holland is about to be in two movies that are making a billion dollars and press outlets are like “yeah but he should stop acting in roles like that”…what?
Hadestown is the only appropriate bridge from the Greek myth of The Odyssey to Spider-man by way of Reeve Carney having starred in Turn off the Dark 🕸️ 🕷️
@tansyg.bsky.social your Leto sidebar in the Supergirl ep dropping today of all days…the podcaster that you are
Netflix Dinosaurs series, Hiddleston Pompeii series… these streamers keep making me cry about history when I KNOW HOW IT ENDED
Crossover event movie pitch: Singles on the one night it’s legal to have sex on the beach that makes you old
Dear all actors: stop making me go to Wikipedia because you don’t list your birth year on IMDB
But we all know the most iconic part of The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) is -- let's say it together -- Philip Seymour Hoffman's entrance as Freddie Miles and then everything he does as Freddie Miles.
The one time I went to SDCC and got into Marvel’s Hall H panel ensures me I will never have fomo about attending that again because it was 2017 and the lineup was Black Panther/Thor Ragnarok/Infinity War. I’m good.
Rick Moranis arrived finally to save everyone 🙌
So far I am 2 for 2 on “ACTOR SURPRISES FANS IN HALL H” and my face going 😬😬😬
So far I am 2 for 2 on “ACTOR SURPRISES FANS IN HALL H” and my face going 😬😬😬
The Odyssey bringing to the internet fore a ton of Dogma gifs and references is a really fun bonus on top of a great movie. My first Loki.
Oh to be a young prodigy that Robin Williams and Stellan Skarsgård are fighting over
When you’re on an Odyssey kick and also it’s Robin Williams’s birthday
When you’re on an Odyssey kick and also it’s Robin Williams’s birthday
The movie "The Odyssey" is great. But if this was 1992, we would all be listening to the Bryan Adams power ballad hit "Making My Way to You (love theme from "The Odyssey")
🫡🫡Subscribing to this theory because Loki loves impersonating Steve
What if that's not the man outta time in that one bit? What if it's the man we last saw in a tree but he's worthy now?
I am not optimistic by the way, they love doing it.
Doomsday’s one job for me is to Not Kill Loki. The bar is so low.
Doomsday’s one job for me is to Not Kill Loki. The bar is so low.
Avengers: Doomsday has its first full-length trailer! Marvel has dropped our first look at Robert Downey Jr.'s Doctor Doom, Shang-Chi battling Gambit, and a whole host of X-Men finally making their MCU debut. Watch the trailer: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
(I am so sorry I have probably a dozen more #TheOdyssey posts loading in my head) Chris Nolan should have let Matt Damon speak with full Boston accent just for the flashback drinking scene establishing the arrow-thru-the-axes trick. It had big “how do you like them apples?” energy
Saw #TheOdyssey again. I am really in awe of Anne Hathaway in it, give her that second Oscar.
So we’re all on the same page. TAYLOR FARMS, not Taco Bell. They send it from Taylor Farms to many places including Taco Bell (and Walmart).TAYLOR FARMS was also behind the 2024 e coli outbreak that got headlines for McDonald’s onions But it’s the explosive diarrhea brought to you by Taylor Farms™️
Breaking News: Taylor Farms, whose lettuce was linked to cyclospora cases, said it would remove the products at the center of the outbreak.
Theme Park fails a compulsory insurance inspection.
A middle aged man tries to raise enough money to open a coffee shop.
#TheOdyssey Matt Damon is always going to wash ashore from the ocean not remembering a damn thing about who he is. The Matt distribution system.