Kitshock

@kitshock.bsky.social

fat poss date checklist: 1. make sure the restaurant has lots of cheap beer 2. tell lame jokes 3. order her 10 entrees 4. do not mention how much slimmer her dating profile pic is 5. order her 10 more entrees 6. ignore her undoing her pants with her fat tail

Susie Haltmann - Kirby it was all fun and games when she commissioned a personal ice cream factory, but reality set in hard when she was told she'd have to personally keep up with its output to appease the Haltmann Works Company shareholders