It’s my birthday month!! Why don’t we find some time together to celebrate?
Remy Keane | RVA
@remykeane.bsky.social
Your girlfriend and your girlfriend’s girlfriend. Venmo: @brisaysthanks | remykeane.com
Just a reminder I’ve got time in DC September 10-11 💕
Him: is it weird if I book for one hour but want to pay for two? Me (very demure): THAT’S ACTUALLY THE SWEETEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID TO ME EVER.
Oh, no, you’re not interrupting anything, we were just talking about you, actually… always available with my love @remykeane.bsky.social
I’m taking a $300 advanced motorcycle training course. If any of my adrenaline junkies want to support the cause my Venmo is @brisaysthanks 🏍️🏁
Made some banana bread syrup to try in my coffee at home and unfortunately my banana budget is going to have to go up SIGNIFICANTLY 🤤
To my lovers near and far I just wanted to remind you that I offer texting packages! Your workdays could be filled with the struggle of staying focused in meetings, because every little buzz from your phone might just be me, hungry for your undivided attention. 💜
If you’ve never gone to wash your hands, only to realize you couldn’t because the sink was full of sex toys… then you don’t understand my struggle.
H*rny for someone I haven’t even met yet!!They communicated what they wanted, they replied eagerly, and they didn’t make me beg for screening or deposit. 🥵🥵🥵
Hi!! I’m back after a much needed escape to the mountains. So if you missed me, I have a little time this month for us to get together. 💜💜
Offering a new service where I serve as your simp surrogate!! You just send 💸 to my Venmo and I go sit at the club and give it all to @marcellaverdi.bsky.social for you (and me) 🤭 Accepting funds at: @brisaysthanks
It's a Tatooed Providers thread for National Tattoo Day! Tattooed providers, please reply with your links and lovely tattooed selves! datemikaela.com
Dreaming of more duos with my love @marcellaverdi.bsky.social
An absolute sweetheart brought @marcellaverdi.bsky.social, @mikaelagracexo.bsky.social, and I together for an afternoon of debauchery. 🥰🥰🥰
Finding new spots in my house to sun myself like the little house cat I am.
Can’t wait for y’all to see how good we look together. 😈😈😈
If he wants you bad enough he will read the instructions on your website.
I’ve also have a small wishlist of new house needs. marigoldgift.com/remykeane/ho...
Marigold - Housewarming 🏡
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Moving is over!!! I am officially done which means I have more availability and a desperate need to celebrate! Let’s grab dinner soon and you can explore my constellation of bruises from moving boxes. 🙈
Setting up my bedroom in my new place but I need your help. Should I go with setup #1 or #2?
yall remember when I posted that I trained @remykeane.bsky.social on this real cool party trick? 😌😘
When I said I wanted my back blown out I did not mean by all of these moving boxes 😭😭😭
Just really loving my hair that @marcellaverdi.bsky.social colored for me and thought you all should see it. 💜
Availability is limited this month! Just this week I’m: - starting school - moving into my new place - preparing and testing for a big deal licensing I still have little pockets of time so please be flexible with me. 🥲 💜
If you were waiting for a reply from me, be sure to check your spam! And if you’ve been thinking about reaching out, I’ve got a few slots left for June. Let’s play!! 💜