I’m going to put on a tiny hat tilted to the side and become a menace to society
Riku Hearts
@rikuheartsvp.bsky.social
Playing games and taking pictures along the way Inquiries: RikuHeartsVP@gmail.com
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*Columbo discussing his microphobia with his therapist* it’s the little things that bother me…
So glad I got to watch this on stream and get live reactions to it
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
A while back my chat paid me to dye my hair and get a spray tan. Big Howell's Cool New Look segment is up on youtube, and the full-length VOD is on my patreon! youtu.be/bdzAhk-7jzI
Big Howell's Cool New Look
YouTube video by Big Howell Dawdy VODs
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live now: the 7 hour long premiere of Shadelock's gargantuan edit of every successful mission in Fast Car GTA 4. youtu.be/2SfVrvDUxgQ
7 hours of me beating GTA 4 with Fast Cars.
YouTube video by Tom Walker
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just saw a guy walk out of the bathroom sucking on a bomb pop scented dude wipe
just walked past a group of construction workers who did the horny wolf whistle at me, which pissed me off because my thin lips don’t allow me to whistle like that
It’s crazy how often I imagine cooking a big pile of human shit on a blackstone griddle. It doesn’t even seem appealing to me but my brain forces me to think about it
I never actually use this account for what I started it for so hey check this out I love Death Stranding I love Hideo Kojima I love taking photos in games okay!!!! I love Lou!!! #DeathStranding2 #DeathStranding2PhotoMode #VirtualPhotography #VirtualPhotographer
*me as the host of the insanely popular game show Card Sharks* how many murder victims said they would, if brought back to life, avenge their deaths? *contestant who has won every round on the last three shows* well these days the world feels a lot more violent so I’ve got to say it’s at least 67
John Wick but instead of being the best at killing he’s the best at ripping nasty farts: umm, yeah *long, drawn out fart that smells like shit* I think I’m going to fjucking puke
When I find the person that invented lactose intolerance I will kill them
One day I smell like Mario, the next day it’s Peach and,,,well,,,the day after that? You’ll just have to find out for yourself…
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ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.