TOM
@tomwalker.bsky.social
I host the Great Australian Bake-Off. Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png” with my cool wife Demi
Been staring into people who buy expensive UV printers for side hustle/art project type stuff. Feeling disconnected from my fellow man because I do not value the art they value. Need to go into an art gallery and walk around
Picking up chicks on conservative dating apps like *measures ur skull flirtily 😜*
How much longer am I going to take fiber supplements for. There’s no way I’ll care about this for the rest of my life. Hurry up and get the paper out that says actually they’re bad and carbohydrates are good already
Every time I want icecream I type “icecream” into google maps and it feels so oafish every time. In olden days I would just waddle outside and look up hopefully into the sky
Hello. I am posting the Taskmaster Australia Season 6 cast reveal video for, probably, obvious reasons. it will go to air next year youtu.be/dCG-wpR6_dY?...
Taskmaster AU: Season 6 Cast Reveal
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It’s my honour to be a muse for so many talented people wasting their time 💖
Ratgirl @ Cubecon 🔳@mtgratgirl.bsky.social · last mo.Was supposed to be writing, but I did this instead, sorry @tomwalker.bsky.social
It's so unfair that unless you seek it out you can learn how to do a roundhouse kick and then never get to do it again
It's a good evening to revisit this absolute @tomwalker.bsky.social classic
The Story of Neuticles: a deep dive book report
YouTube video by Tom Walker
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How’s a little dog scrunch up so small? Well, Piggy? Have you anything to say for yourself?
Free video episode of the podcast alert - it's THE SEX DICE EPISODE! Time to LICK HAND in KITCHEN then CAR. I bought like eight sets of sex dice to see just how sensual we can get. youtu.be/miSzr6B0z34
the sex dice episode [bst.png - ep 377]
YouTube video by Tom Walker and Demi Lardner
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Hello tomorrow it’s the return of the backyard wrestling stream with @murderxbryan.bsky.social! 3 pm pacific/6 pm Ohio/ 8 am Sydney Doing other streams at my normal times the rest of the week. So excited to watch wrassling with Bryan again Twitch.tv/tomwalker
In case you missed it, the GTA4 playthrough Tom did where every car but his own is going 999mph is one of the funniest series to ever be recorded. The amount of completely accidental slapstick and Tom's slow descent into paranoia and superstition is so fucking good
TOM@tomwalker.bsky.social · 2mo agolive now: the 7 hour long premiere of Shadelock's gargantuan edit of every successful mission in Fast Car GTA 4. youtu.be/2SfVrvDUxgQ
I'M BAAAAACK! two streams - one going thru what i've been up to and doin a lil slideshow, and then talking about where streams will go from there. then for the second stream, PS2 rodeo! yaheeeee! 12 noon sydney tues/sat 7 pm pacific mon/fri
live now: the 7 hour long premiere of Shadelock's gargantuan edit of every successful mission in Fast Car GTA 4. youtu.be/2SfVrvDUxgQ
7 hours of me beating GTA 4 with Fast Cars.
YouTube video by Tom Walker
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sucks when you find out people who disparage dr*nk driving have never tried it, nor experienced it with a skilled dr*nk driver. if i could liken it to anything, it would be time travel to a beautiful future filled with comfy bed
The @tomwalker.bsky.social comedy recommendations don't miss. This Jack Tucker special rules: youtu.be/qWZ4MLedAFA
Jack Tucker: Comedy Standup Hour | Full Special
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I am in New Zealand doing the stamptown shows. Check out stamptown in Auckland and Wellington. It’s really good. Anyway thanks for reading. Pic of me with Ronald McDonald in LA
Just made love to a gorgeous ingenue… what a bore. I’d much rather have been in bed making knowledge to a book
weirdest thing about the roast of kevin hart is definitely hearing the rock say the r-word a few times. that means that people crunched the numbers on it and it's profitable to say
the last 5 minutes of this are one of the greatest cascading catastrophes i've ever seen in a Tom stream editing this was great fun but may have inflicted some trauma upon me from repeated exposure to Funiculì, Funiculà
TOM@tomwalker.bsky.social · 3mo agoNew video tackling the nightmare Cooking Simulator: BBQ DLC, where one of the recipes is slathering ribs with ketchup. It’s funny youtu.be/j9rr6PvLLZw?...
New video tackling the nightmare Cooking Simulator: BBQ DLC, where one of the recipes is slathering ribs with ketchup. It’s funny youtu.be/j9rr6PvLLZw?...
I host a baking show. I tried a BBQ simulator.
YouTube video by Tom Walker
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