crowleythesnake
@crowleythesnake.bsky.social
They/Them Cosplayer, Photographer, artist, general failure.
American health insurance is such a scam and I am so tired of it.
Why are Americans allergic to smooth public transport? Why it always gotta be jerky and loud and aggressive?
Huge win: I finally found my missing windows laptop so now I should be able to 3D print Rocky from Project Hail Mary. Please don't ask how I lost a whole laptop.
I'm sorry but I fear it will never not be funny to say "*movies main character* will return in *insert next avengers movie here*" shit kills me everytime. Anyways Orpheus, Ryland Grace, Supergirl, Odysseus, you better be prepared.
Hey so turns out discovering why we used to have all those food safety regulations in the first place is not all that much fun
RYAN GOSLING GOT HIS GHOST RIDER ROLE SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY SHIT
sorry I have to repost this every few months or I die from the witch's curse
Happy Friday! Today has been a shit show and I've been awake for 3 hours. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
This over a week of driving a Forester has really solidified how little I ever want to own a Forester. I love my Outback so much.... My beautiful expensive ass wife....
Ryan and Eva really parented together for 5 minutes and said "I need to do this forever" huh? I mean, bleach blonde tatted Ryan and Eva no bra? I would too. Tbh I love this so much for them I just expected more out of that movie LOL
I love that when I text my service advisor at the dealership he sends me lil smiley faces.
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MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
I'm not very good at poetry but the absolute dogshit air inspired me. Also trying to be less terrified of sharing my written work.
Something I never thought I'd have to explain to a 3 year old: why I'd pay someone money to stab me with a needle and pierce my nose.
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Katriena Knights@katrienaknights.bsky.social · 3w agoYou've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
I am so exhausted today and I have no idea why. :(
I'm still trying to sell a few things to raise money to get a new, smaller storage unit if anyone's interested. Included are some board games (M9 Clue, Queen by Midnight), Nintendo Switch games, the Daggerheart Core Set, a Wyrmwood dice tray, and an art book. settiai.dreamwidth.org/3222045.html
My car makes a happy lil tune whenever you get into it and this morning I got into a foreign car that smells like new car and is giving me an allergic reaction, and it didn't play me a happy lil tune and tbh? My morning is worse now. I miss my car Tails. I miss her real bad.
Car, please. I love you so dearly. Why do you keep breaking and requiring obscene amount of work??? Is it because I named you Gao Bingzhu???
Me listening to "September" by Earth Wind and Fire in the parking lot of my job trying to get any sort of energy from that song to go in and do my job. I desperately need a vacation.
My camera backpack finally gave up the ghost. I bought it my sophomore year of college and it has been on many a flight with me, including to the UK. Rest easy backpack. 🫡
The amount of drama white upperclass liberals can create when they feel even remotely threatened is fascinating and man if only it was pointed in the right direction instead of at stupid infighting.
Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!
