Another high level just resigned The amount of brain drain my company has suffered from since Sept 1 is fucking staggering😱
Sarge
@sargeatl.bsky.social
Don’t follow me unless you like gay shit Meaty and gay Partnered and open Vers switch Atlanta, GA https://linktr.ee/sargeatl
3 tops have hit me up this morning and all I want to do is bully a small otter and split him in half 😫 This is what Alanis Morissette meant
A woman I’ve never seen before walked out behind me & said “I just have to say, you look incredible. The difference from 6 months ago to now? You’re super snatched” Shes a coach there & sees me every day As I was walking out in my brand new medium clothes about to go fuck up an IHOP😆
слёзы Crying
ALT: слёзы Crying
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Gym boyfriend and the new one just like him with the tank ass were both on the 5AM block on a Friday😍💪 Shoulders going crazy after what I just did to them
Celebrating #locktober by putting my cock in all the locked boys and pressing all the right buttons.
This shirt doesn’t know how close it came to me cutting the sleeves off but I decided to spare this one and wear it as is First time I’ve seen an embroidered UA t-shirt in years. Back in my day, they used to all be like this
Locktober? Now that I’m in my top era? No, I don’t think so But YOU should totally do it😈
Emily Blunt in Devil Wears Prada: No. Shan't.
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Happy Locktober 🔒 🔒 today is Day 2477 since it committed to locking 24/7, & it's excited to have so many people joining in for the month 🦾 if you've ever been curious about chastity, cages, belts, denial, etc. now is a great time to experiment! who knows? maybe you'll join it in perma-locking 😈
All my new shirts do this, I’m sure you guys won’t mind a little belly peekaboo
Mere seconds before I opened a monster, my boss tells me I need to present what I showed her to the parent company in an hour I’m sensitive to caffeine & I shouldn’t be trusted to talk to humans when I’m under the influence Presenting this topic with that much caffeine would’ve been career suicide
Claudia King: You Just Saved My Life
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I can’t even eat a fuckin’ salad without being asked for feedback. I’m so tired of this feedback culture. Companies don’t actually want the feedback, they just want enough good reviews to bury the bad ones.
When the lord closes a door to an otter (the one that flaked) he opens another one for me🙏 Gonna get some afternoon ass💪
Shaq's Excited Dance
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One of my partners just asked me”which one of these vapes is a good one?” I just handed him an unopened one and told him to go nuts He’s gonna be so fuckin’ high this week lol
South Park: I Have No Idea What's Going On
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The locker rooms were reversed today for construction & the women’s locker room is a fucking maze (I see why they don’t give this to us gays) I walked in confused & mildly inconvenienced & I let out a loud groan Gym boyfriend poked his head from around the corner & said “I thought that was you”😆
Eric Cartman: Oops, Busted!
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Learning that I’m a medium in everything on this trip to the mall has been rather inconvenient
The yoga lady is so funny She came up to me & asked if my name was Sarge No, there’s two of us named Sarge running around here without Mohawks & a chain collar😆 I’m literally the most recognizable person in this joint Anyway, a harpist is gonna be playing at the next yoga class and I should go
Yo Haciendo Yoga
ALT: Yo Haciendo Yoga
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It's Halloween time to get spoo. . . ky. #locktober #puppyplay #gaydog #locked #caged #nsfw
It’s fall. I’m gonna have to get sleeves and a personality real fuckin’ quick! I’ve only bought gym clothes since my weight loss 😕
