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🃏 TCG stax daddy 🏳️🌈 it/its 🦾 gym object 🐈 cat dad 👾 gaymer 🪴 plant parent 🔞 nsfw/mdni
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oh Magic: the Gathering Bluesky, don't ever change 💛
teeter.obj 🔜 Las Vegas 8/16-8/19@teeterdance.bsky.social · yesterdayso you're commenting on a post from someone you don't follow, not acknowledging the original argument made, & trying to explain your own point to someone who doesn't need that point explained because they're talking about something else.
it really dislikes how the only defense for the typal Rulebreaker designs is: "well yeah but this is better than 5c activations!" yes, we know. but now we have Cosmic Spider-Man or Heroes in a Half Shell for angels, which is still boring & uninspired. & we're getting a *bunch* at once.
it/its, but like a haunted suit of armor 🛡️
no cheating, post your lock screen x (this one is quite dull in comparison to others...)
Galarian Buoy 🌊@galarianbuoy.bsky.social · 2d agono cheating, post your lock screen x (3rd time’s the charm…) I guess this is the hard launch of the gorgeous Buoyf 🥰 even after 2 months 😅🫶
it/its, but like a haunted suit of armor 🛡️
honestly... unsure why the choice was made to portray the *very brief* part of their arc where they're given cockroach bodies. it loves this card, but 100% will be getting this altered to portray them as Unmen portals.
the new Rulebreak cards are the antithesis of "restrictions breed creativity". "throw all of X in the deck" is almost as bad as 5c slop, & they're printing way more than the one 5c Legend that's thrown into every set.
PSA: objectifying it in public is a massive compliment 🦾
actually, it is admitting it's wrong (it shouldn't analyze card flavor before 6:00am) Zagorka isn't a Numena, which is what it was referencing; thats Averru. she SHOULD be Temur to fill in the gaps of the color pie between Akroma & Phage, when Karona was birthed from the 3 of them as her "mothers"
teeter.obj 🔜 Las Vegas 8/16-8/19@teeterdance.bsky.social · 3d agoTHEY MADE MOMMY ZAGORKA 💛 its heart is so full; never thought we would see a card for her. (though why is she Temur? she should be Naya)
actually, it is admitting it's wrong (it shouldn't analyze card flavor before 6:00am) Zagorka isn't a Numena, which is what it was referencing; thats Averru. she SHOULD be Temur to fill in the gaps of the color pie between Akroma & Phage, when Karona was birthed from the 3 of them as her "mothers"
teeter.obj 🔜 Las Vegas 8/16-8/19@teeterdance.bsky.social · 3d agoTHEY MADE MOMMY ZAGORKA 💛 its heart is so full; never thought we would see a card for her. (though why is she Temur? she should be Naya)
THEY MADE MOMMY ZAGORKA 💛 its heart is so full; never thought we would see a card for her. (though why is she Temur? she should be Naya)
HOLY SHIT! 👻 Umbral Horrors & Number 104: Masquerade finally got more support in the Yu-Gi-Oh! OCG set "Beyond the Brave!" Pumpking, the King of Ghosts is its favorite card, but Umbral Horrors were its favorite full archetype! if this set comes to the TCG, it will spend SO much money 👻
hilarious that the moral bankruptcy of america is at the hands of white christianity
over the next 7 days it will be practicing Akali's two verses in POP/STARS for the boyfriend's Karaoke birthday party. sounding out Korean rap lyrics, even with a romanized translation, is really fucking hard & it's apologizing in advance for butchering the words.
🚨 this morning, one of its 2 gym Daddies (bodybuilder Daddy) told it that he's noticed how much beefier it's gotten in its chest & arms over the last 6 months! 🦾 brb gonna ride this high for the next week 💛🫠
1. this tattoo needs to heal fasterrrr 🫠 2. they shaved it for the tattoo & thats saddddd 😭 3. it's soooooo overwhelmingly happy to be marked property 💛
Mel should just be deleted from League.
Renata Glasc deserves a skin that dials the rich, ruthless businesswoman aesthetic up to 💯, but her base skin is already so close to that
y'all have no idea how amazing it's living room smells right now because of these hoya blooms 🍃🌸🍃 this is one of THREE flower clusters on its Hoya Carnosa
legend says that whenever you destroy a land in Commander, you can hear its sinister laughter softly in the distance. "no more lands."
hey, it saw you staring from across the locker room 🦾 you can touch if you want
