I am still alive , just still in transit and hate using a phone keyboard due to hooves

Im in australia and my diet is back in Canada help

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I am still cleaning lolll

Sheepwrecked@bluescale.bsky.social · 6d ago

Last Impression of our building and toronto is having our discarded possessions and trash thrown all around the sidewalk because someone was looking for empty beer bottles, so long parkdale never change

Last Impression of our building and toronto is having our discarded possessions and trash thrown all around the sidewalk because someone was looking for empty beer bottles, so long parkdale never change

Pc disassembled ... bags mostly packed , a few big items to carry outside, movers have taken all our important items to the cargo ship...... 😏 and my back is still fucked as he'll

about 20% injera by total volume currently

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SPARTA, OH—Noting that her desires were becoming increasingly less subtle, local man Tommy Hull confirmed Monday that his girlfriend, Bess Glickstein, kept dropping hints about wanting a 17-hectare mausoleum complex.

last day of having a PC 😔 disassembling it tomorrow .... going forward i want to try to switch a big portion of art to ipad, just when i'd finally gotten used to the clipstudio work flow after ditching photoshop here i go throwing myself into fuckin procreate

the urge to stress eat is unbelievably high 😭 moving is hard deadlines are scary i want falafels

In my head replacing information technology with I'm Tiger

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I had this awesome plan to have the second half of last nights pizza for lunch today but i forgot to account for how im a fat greedy dumb piece of shit leaving a considerable deficient of leftover pizza

day 7 of aarrrr awowowawrr ouyggggggghhhh me fuckin back aaaaaaaerhghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I log into bluesky like twice a day but at some point 1/2 the people i follow seem to keep drinking some sort of poison that makes you horny and fat i dont know whats going on but im retreating to my bunker

turns out moving is a lot of effort 😔

Fat enough for post pandemic clothes ❌ Skinny enough for pre-canada clothes ❌ Space/cash to buy clothes that fit ❌

tears of frustrating rolling down my face as i try to make 'jorking hard or hardly jorkin' an appealing tshirt design

🐑💦💦💦100 minutes of faster than normal cardio🐑💦💦💦 Brisk walking with periods of very fast verging on jogging, followed by a 30 minute wind down at moderate speed. Scales said 301.5 which is PROBABLY dehydration as I was busy all yesterday, SO close to my goal weight of 300 for the flight to AU

Sheepwrecked@bluescale.bsky.social · 2w ago

🐑💦💦95 minutes of faster than normal cardio🐑💦💦 At the same faster speed as monday with slower periods, forcing myself to add in even more jogging moments and staying in them until im breathing pretty hard Scales said 302 😤 down 44 pounds since I actively started working out for months ago.

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Transphobes Can't Read@lordaslan.bsky.social · 2w ago

How does one become indoctrinated into bisexuality?

<3 can't wait to move out of this dogshit apartment building <3

Nickwolf@bigbadnickwolf.bsky.social · 2w ago

I put up posters letting our building neighbors know we are selling some items for the move. Within' 5 minutes, most of the posters have been taken down by someone. Cool.

magic trick where i fill myself with low fat popcorn before my husband comes home with vegetarian burgers and fries and now im so full i can't move send help

unrelated to working out been moving/cleaning for hours every day as we prepare to move, lot of cleaning scrubbing etc and my hands are COVERED in cuts from shit and i've been degreasing surfaces with rubbing alcohol + fresh cuts and GOOD GOD that will WAKE YOU UP in the morning WOO

🐑💦💦95 minutes of faster than normal cardio🐑💦💦 At the same faster speed as monday with slower periods, forcing myself to add in even more jogging moments and staying in them until im breathing pretty hard Scales said 302 😤 down 44 pounds since I actively started working out for months ago.

Sheepwrecked@bluescale.bsky.social · 2w ago

🐑💦💦1 hour of faster than normal cardio🐑💦💦 Have to do a bunch of chores today AND 😏 i fucked my lower back, so a shorter session today but i cranked it up to a higher than normal notch for a lot of it. Scales came in at 305, but i feel if id gone for another hour it would have been 304, so on track

im glad AI gen art came along so i could finally see the end of the 'should digital art count as real art' debate that was shockingly common to see even up to a few years ago

nothing reminds you how fat you are like having to clean out the back of your desk

🐑💦💦1 hour of faster than normal cardio🐑💦💦 Have to do a bunch of chores today AND 😏 i fucked my lower back, so a shorter session today but i cranked it up to a higher than normal notch for a lot of it. Scales came in at 305, but i feel if id gone for another hour it would have been 304, so on track

Sheepwrecked@bluescale.bsky.social · 3w ago

🏅🐑💦🏅120 stupid minutes of cardio 🏅🐑💦🏅 Scales put me down at 304.4 post workout which is a new current low, chugging BIG water as i sweated a goddamn ton. Total cardio (brisk walking to be clear) time this week was five and a half hours.

making a mod for cyberpunk that replaces all instances of the phrase Jack-In with Jack-Off

Sometimes when it's in the middle of #HotBirdSummer, you gotta find a little shade to relax and refocus... Amazing piece from @bluescale.bsky.social ❤️ Thank you for keeping the #HotBirdSummer vibes on point as always!