Capt. Kandy Franklin ⚓️🍬
@captkandy.bsky.social
Black Lorax King. OG. Agent of Alliteration. Fish whisperer/guide. Seasonal hermit. The Bronx🚀Alaska🏁
Hi friends, I entered into a photo competition and would love it if you all went and voted for me. No purchase necessary. I’d also appreciate a repost to your followers. Thank you! 😊 photography.maxim.com/t/B8G72VE2
Tru Bell @ MAXIM Photography
Tru Bell @ MAXIM Photography
photography.maxim.com
There is so much disinformation about the "Super El Nino" floating around the internet b/c mentioning any sort of mechanism that affects weather seems to start a shouting match. So here's a good video that gives you JUST the info you need in under 2 minutes.
And please wrap up this Quavo & Takeoff Colors video challenge.
Fellas... this lady is unmarried. Please get yalls shit together and correct that.
𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶@riptodeesse.blacksky.app · yesterdayIf I can’t get all the membrane off, I score it and cook till it disintegrates. And please season the entire rib for the love of god
Because their car got repo'd and now they have to pick their girl up from work ON TIME.
baby love 🧚♀️@beigewunder.blacksky.app · yesterdayWhy Altima drivers drive them shits like hellcats?
This has me on fire... This is fucking crazy. Fucking evil shit.
B.@missxbri.bsky.social · 2d agoA middle school girl in Louisiana had deepfake porn videos made of her as revenge. With the way we keep posting our faces online? It’s best to assume it’s some deepfake shit of you somewhere tbh. Cause it’s happening to children.
Nah it's true tho, The fresh cut shining in that Friday afternoon sun makes you feel like a WHOLE new man.
Aaaaand this is also why the USMNT stinks, nobody can come from out the mud, it costs so damn much to play the people's game
✨🥀Persephone🥀✨@bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 2d agoThe soccer team that charges $3k per kid is harassing parents in the chat about filling out *at least* 75 separate surveys under different emails so that we can raise funds for the team. Have the kids do it too!! I’d rather reply “kiss my ass and leave me alone” 75 times.
I got on my Nike sweatsuit on in the office today. I'm not gone be here long.
Luckily I have cinnamon from four years ago. (That’s not expired in a Black household)
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2d agoThe FDA has announced a recall of cinnamon due to possible contamination with lead.
That's part of the problem, Men in particular take rejection way too fuckin hard. You crashing out over Laura when your Myra right down the block, waiting.
Real talk, rejection never really phased me. I've always carried myself like I'm not gonna be everyone's favorite fruit while knowing my flavor is elite. So when I found the ones that liked what I had to offer I made sure to love her peaches and shake her tree thoroughly.
My mind is mashed potato and I still have this meeting to knock out. Black Jesus, work with ya boi.
