Cate
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30s | she/her | pirate brainrot 🏴☠️ | brain bees
Age yourself with your childhood crush. They both can still get it.
Brendan Fraser Winks
ALT: Brendan Fraser Winks
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🏴☠️ Ellie 🏴☠️@fcknglunatic.bsky.social · 15h agoAge yourself with your childhood crush. These two *really* confused me
Happy Halloween! Enjoy this spooky fic by the ChaoticAccountants. @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social Dying To Love You - After another betrayal and a trip to the woods on Halloween, Ed finds himself haunted by a dead pirate. 10 chaps planned. archiveofourown.org/works/941121... #OFMD #OFMDFanFic
“Hi everyone, I’m Stede Bonnet and I am new on the large veggie scene,” a chipper blond man with a crooked little fangy grin said from Ed’s phone screen. “I’ve always been amazed by these amazing, record-setting gourds that are on show at the fairs and I thought I’d give it a try.”
Double posting from the ChaoticAccountants!! @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social First up chapter 13 of Whatever It Takes (Crime Boys) PLEASE mind the CWs for this one! archiveofourown.org/works/852816... #OFMD #OFMDFanFic
Second post is Chapter two of Working Out The Kinks (the Kink List Boys) and we're starting in on their list! @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/936548... #OFMD #OFMDFanFic
The ChaoticAccountants are posting again! This time it's a Kinktober adjacent fic that has been brewing between us for awhile. Please enjoy Working Out The Kinks (aka The Kinky Boys). @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/936548... #OFMD #OFMDFanFic
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
Hellscape Navigator@hellscapenavigator.bsky.social · 11mo agoelon musk is just l.ron hubbard if hubbard had started out with an emerald mine fortune
So, the final stretch!! Let’s give it one last push and find out what kind of gift Stede has prepared for Ed 👀 #OFMD #OFMDfanart #furry
|4️⃣2️⃣🌰🅰️🦊|🔞acc #SaveOFMD@4-2-nut-ahhh-fox.bsky.social · 3w agoEven in his most ridiculous impulses, omega Stede is incredibly attractive 🤭 And yes — obviously, that’s not all... #OFMD #OFMDfanart #furry
Even in his most ridiculous impulses, omega Stede is incredibly attractive 🤭 And yes — obviously, that’s not all... #OFMD #OFMDfanart #furry
|4️⃣2️⃣🌰🅰️🦊|🔞acc #SaveOFMD@4-2-nut-ahhh-fox.bsky.social · 3w agoSuddenly, it’s gotten a bit too hot in the cabin, don’t you think? 🥵 Edward has broken into a sweat rather abruptly, and Stede has already stripped off quite a few layers (though still not nearly enough!) #OFMD #OFMDfanart #furry
Chapters 5-7 of @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social @chaoticreader.bsky.social Shattered now up on Soundcloud! soundcloud.com/judypriv/sha...
Shattered Chapters 5-7
Ed feels trapped by the choices he's made when he was younger, trapped in a toxic relationship with Jack, trapped by the contract they made to keep doing GloryCams auctions. Trapped and ready to gnaw
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Suddenly, it’s gotten a bit too hot in the cabin, don’t you think? 🥵 Edward has broken into a sweat rather abruptly, and Stede has already stripped off quite a few layers (though still not nearly enough!) #OFMD #OFMDfanart #furry
|4️⃣2️⃣🌰🅰️🦊|🔞acc #SaveOFMD@4-2-nut-ahhh-fox.bsky.social · 3w agoAnd that really is an important question! What’s next — shoes or a shirt? 🤔 #OFMD #OFMDfanart #furry
Chapter 5 of Several Inches Deep in which Ed and Stede repeat a pattern and then break it. #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/910692...
And that really is an important question! What’s next — shoes or a shirt? 🤔 #OFMD #OFMDfanart #furry
|4️⃣2️⃣🌰🅰️🦊|🔞acc #SaveOFMD@4-2-nut-ahhh-fox.bsky.social · 3w agoLook, the Gentleman Fancytail is holding his own quite confidently so far! I wonder how confident he’ll feel without his vest 👀 #OFMD #OFMDfanart #furry
So, I think we all need to team up and help omega Stede with his gift for alpha Ed — starting with taking off that gorgeous coat 🌚 #OFMD #OFMDfanart #furry
I’m actively encouraging @kalansphantomff.bsky.social to be evil, but I don’t think she’s listening to me.
Stede has to have a serious conversation with Ed about not taking bites out of everyone’s breakfast. He thought it was cute. The couple in room 3, not so much.
Bekah@makingoceansounds.bsky.social · last mo.Don't be scared and tag us #innkeepersweek with your random innkeepers thoughts. What is their breakfast menu like? Have they finally figured out that smell? How many times have they forgotten about a guest because they were too busy making eyes at each other? Anything. Tell us. (Please 🥺) #ofmd
Here's a special little treat. A title card for a fic @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and I are working on that will be *coming* in October.
Send me something good pirate pals. Something with Ed and Stede, something from your life…give me something to smile about
Fucking bummed. What are Ed and Stede doing in your head right now?
Talking about purchasing AI generated products/art…why would I pay someone for something they spent five minutes typing a prompt for? I could go to the same tool, type the same words and shit out a response. I’m not fucking paying you for that. I want something you put time into.
May your Stedes be slutty and your Eds be whipped.
Cate@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social · 2mo agoLET 👏STEDE👏BE👏SLUTTY!!
What a lovely story @lyratalise.bsky.social and @gelatinousstand.bsky.social created for the @ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social . Truly unique. Wild, funny, unexpected and forest-forward😬 If you have not yet, go read Into the Heart of the Forest right now!!! (link👇)
My two year old managed to get a broom, open the cabinet above the dryer, knock down a bottle of odoban, and then unleash the entire thing on my work laptop. So that’s my day.
Last Chapter is here friends. Feels sad and weird to be finally done after all this time. I hope you like it. Featuring gorgeous art from @citrussyndicate.bsky.social !! archiveofourown.org/works/620602...
I can hardly believe it, but the final chapter is up! Please join @jammydormouse.bsky.social and me to say goodbye to our guys, and finally give them their happy ending. #OFMDReverseBang (1/2) archiveofourown.org/works/876897...
