over the weekend, leon went rogue and compromised six or maybe seven miller high lifes that were in the fridge. the incident occurred on saturday night and also involved a red baron frozen pizza. we are conducting a thorough investigation into how this happened
this is actually true. my favorite author is james tiptree. i find his sci fi short stories fascinating
Jordan@jordanpfot.bsky.social · 2d ago👎
new idea "one time" instead of 24 hours in a day there's just one. also there's only one minute, one second, one year, etc. "meet me tomorrow" sorry doesn't work anymore. tomorrow is today and so is yesterday. it's all now
(at a bar trying to join a strangers conversation) the bar across the street is actually better. there’s not even that many nazis
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
robdog 👾@robdogdraws.bsky.social · 4d agoProbably the coolest thing he's done next to being a potential Bomberman fan
there's a premise in harmony by project itoh about losing consciousness by automating the human body and mind. "the harmonious brain is a brain with all uncertainty removed" it's ironic that these guys argue ai is conscious when they ultimately want to live an unconscious life
Bugs, Yaoist@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 6d agomaybe i'm old fashion but the coolest thing about video games is being taken to new worlds that i hadn't thought up and experiencing something exciting that the artists behind the game want to show me
good office lunch run today, really optimized my routing. had decent stop light rng on the way there (sunrise mart, spicy karaage bowl) but coming back i was able to draft behind a much larger fastwalker and avoid a lot of the crowds
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time to read about foreplay and where the g spot is or whatever. i'm sure spending hours and hours fucking your wife is a good ROI if you're unemployed but some of us have jobs also claude has a huge hog so that's another point in the AI column
i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up
leon@leyawn.bsky.social · 4mo agobecause of my last name i often get calls from scammers who ask "do you speak chinese" and i repeat "english only please" until they get angry. then they insult me in chinese and i say "thank you, have a nice day" in perfect chinese and get to hear 3-4 seconds of glorious yelling before i hang up
at my parents house my dad has a specific fork that only he is allowed to use. and now that i've recently gotten my own special fork i get it. (holding my fork like bilbo with the one ring) after all, why not? why shouldn't i use it
new idea "hot plunge" it's like a cold plunge except the water is hot
the year is 2065. across a barren wasteland, a gang of marauders are riding war buggies. hooting and hollering, they chase down the last remaining people on earth who have not heard “choosin’ texas” by ella langley
The PM of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu says that “America deserved 9/11” at the UN General Assembly
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
Matt Ford@mford.bsky.social · 3w agoEzra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?” Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day
The boys are down by the candy shop Twinkling eyes and a ragtime hop Smile, smile, smile how they love to grin Father's at home and drinking his gin Oh! Mother may I have a lolly
CORRECTION: "Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley is not the longest-running #1 hit in history. It is still "Oh! Mother May I Have A Lolly" by The Sweetum Boys, legally the only song that existed from the years 1912 to 1916.
FROM: Secretary of War SUBJECT: New Screening Protocol For All Active Duty Military Personnel, Effective Immediately - No hair on the shaft or balls - Remaining hair must be trimmed to a maximum 1/4" length - When hard, must have a steady and persistent throb - At least one visible vein
chat do we think this restaurant in tuscany used ai or is this just the most insane pizza box art i’ve ever seen
starting a weird sex cult whose members end up leading the most powerful tech companies and drives national policy around the world. our seminal text is tails gets trolled
i’m at the galleria dell’accademia in florence doing my favorite bit: every time we pass by a depiction of jesus i point and say “damn, that guy just can’t catch a break” everyone hates it
wandering through the backrooms when i hear a horrible lurching noise from around a corner. my entity stumbles into the room carrying a six pack of miller high life. i ask him if he wants to play some crash team racing on the ps1. he grunts and hands me a beer
scientist (writing in a little notebook): aha... continued.. ai usage... impairs... reading comprehension
P(aul) Frazee@pfrazee.com · last mo.well you can delete the podcasts app and safari if you want
![text message from an unknown number
unknown: your car is parked at the entrance to my driveway, making it difficult for me to g et in and out. could you please move your car? thanks.
me: ok i moved it
unknown: hello. my name is maria. this car is still in my driveway. you need to move it. thank you for your cooperation.
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![DJ LIFE: Can you tell us about what inspired your latest track?
David Guetta: I was in the studio, looking through a pile of old records. And I came across one that I had never heard before. I put it on and it was amazing. Just four boys singing from the heart. This is what music is really about, you know. It was a very old record. But I knew what I had to do. I took the chorus and flipped it around a bit and added a classic house beat. I first played it in Ibiza, and people went wild. I think I played it six times in a row. You have this club full of beautiful people, this amazing energy, and everyone is singing along like "Mother may I have a lolly" [laughs]. It's crazy... music is really amazing you know.
Photo of David Guetta
Caption: David Guetta, Playing His New Hit Single "Lolly" At Ibiza | Photo Credit: aLIVE Coverage](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiemtuspmcakrgasl4cwo4voish2gz6ixn4frzissz7qnmtf2tqu3e)
