The funniest part about Jonah Hill being like "I am learning Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and I am the angel of death now" is that he's a white belt with like two stripes so he basically just knows how to do a fairly bad arm bar.
Dana White, who has made his fortune looting MMA fighters of their fair share of fight proceeds, speaking about "putting money back in people's pockets" is bad comedy
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6h agoDana White is introducing Trump at Trump's rally in Las Vegas
El Sayed this and El Sayed that but I bet you’ve never el sayed a single word to a woman
For the locals: they're making mountain bars with Nutella filling
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The Independent@the-independent.com · 16h agoJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
Oh no. I guess I'll never see Cheap Trick perform their first song off their new album
KTLA 5@ktla.com · 10h agoClassic rock band Hollywood Bowl concert due to 'unforeseen personnel matters'
These guys got rich during the worst era for music in my lifetime, playing in a specific sub-genre that was absolute dog shit. One of the worst bands I’ve ever heard with no redeeming qualities
Jason Brow@jasonbrow.com · 12h ago"Veeps was founded by Good Charlotte’s Billy and Joel Madden and has operated for many years as a ticketed livestream platform."
Loosely based on Cooley High, What's Happening!! premiered on ABC 50 years ago today.
I wrote about the triumph of Doing Your Own Research and the stupid, nasty thing that is replacing some very recent history in real time. defector.com/were-just-go...
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In a bunch of ways, there is no real percentage in remembering what things were actually like during the worst years of the COVID-19 pandemic. Beyond all the uncertainty and suffering and death, there...
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He has the down to earth good looks like Eleanor Roosevelt and Bella Abzug.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 12h agoFetterman: "I own mirrors. I know I'm an ugly guy."
getting on it right away!!!
Leah Feiger@leahfeiger.bsky.social · 11mo agoNEW: A dark money group Is secretly funding high-profile Democratic influencers, offering influencers up to $8,000 a month to push the party line. All they have to do is keep it secret—and agree to restrictions on their content. a truly wild story from @taylorlorenz.bsky.social for @wired.com:
Sopranos: Who's That Speaking? Scene
ALT: Sopranos: Who's That Speaking? Scene
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MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 12h agoA gracious concession: “I want to congratulate Abdul El-Sayed on winning the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate. He is a doctor, a community health official, a Rhodes Scholar, and a dedicated Michigander. I am proud to offer my support as he takes on Mike Rogers in the general election…
🎶Today is gonna be the day that my arms don't smell like poo🎶
In the last 20-odd years only one right-wing Republican in a major race was subjected to the “we can’t let them win the primary, they’re simply not electable in the general” argument that a dozen left-wing Democrats face every year. That person was then elected president twice.
Ed Burmila@edburmila.bsky.social · 2d agoIt's "Electability" season once again so let me just remind everybody possessing this incredible power of foresight to tell us something useful like November stock prices.
not now sweetie daddy's screen-grabbing people who used Dearborn as an insult to demand they embrace party unity
every Halloween somebody posts that they're teaching their kid about socialism by taking two-thirds of their candy or whatever but nobody ever does a bit where they offer to buy a single piece of candy and then say their kid owes them the rest of the bucket plus interest
Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · yesterdayEA officially goes private tonight, meaning: - EA will no longer trade on the NASDAQ for the first time in 36 years - All stockholders of EA (including many employees) will receive $210/share - EA will take on $18 billion (!) in debt, putting it on the hook to pay ~$1.8 billion/year in interest