If the screaming tree doesn’t work, he’s getting out the blenders.
Armand | Parody
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His maker is in town. So rough to say the least.
Fɾҽყα Mιƙαҽʅʂσɳ • ᚠᚱᛖᛁᚨ ᛗᛁᚲᛇᛚᛊᛟᚾ@thelostwitch.bsky.social · 1h agoRough day, huh? Hopefully the screaming will make him feel better.
Good. That is good. Because he needs to scream for awhile.
Fɾҽყα Mιƙαҽʅʂσɳ • ᚠᚱᛖᛁᚨ ᛗᛁᚲᛇᛚᛊᛟᚾ@thelostwitch.bsky.social · 13h agoThe tree never judges.
@she-who-remains.bsky.social “Daniel is just trying to protect me.”
"Studying prehistoric life can help us understand our world." Works as a paleontologist. Enjoys adventures and science. Character is strictly lesbian. Jurassic Park OC Sci-Fi OC Modern OC
Not a sacrifice. He is special. Important.
𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐲@lobbingbombs.bsky.social · 15h agoA huge sacrifice? Special? . . . He sounds dumb, huh?
Quite fair. This is why they are perfect for each other.
𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐲@lobbingbombs.bsky.social · 2d agoTrue. Only Daniel can put Armand through hell and only Armand can break Daniel. That sounds fair.
Definitely still nice. Daniel more than earned the right to put him through a little hell.
𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐲@lobbingbombs.bsky.social · 2d agoDaniel can fuck with Armand. Nobody else can. ... Is it still nice?
He thinks Daniel already has given a few hell on his behalf. He knows /he/ is here. In town. So . . . Armand thanks his lovely menace.
𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐲@lobbingbombs.bsky.social · 2d agoDoes it? Does Daniel need to give someone hell for not appreciating Armand enough in the past? He'll do it. He's a menace.
Yes. Very much so. But it also feels even more significant than that. To him.
𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐲@lobbingbombs.bsky.social · 2d agoThat's what he is, right?
// Right? Gotta give him a few at the very least. Poor baby.
The 𝓑𝓸𝔂@brightreporter.bsky.social · 3d ago//Yes 😭 his life has been TERRIBLE. Tbh it's impressive he's only committed a few handfuls of terrible deeds
// I am tempted to just skip to it but after writing him, I am gonna be sooooo protective.
The 𝓑𝓸𝔂@brightreporter.bsky.social · 3d ago//The only time I like book Louis is when I can imagine him as Jacob. So the lines they ripped from the book directly 🤣 I had other books on my to read list but then I got gifted IWTV and they all got pushed aside so I feel you ARMAND'S BOOK 😭😭 I'm already terrified of that one and I'm so far away